AN AUSSIE VENTRILOQUIST GOES ON HOLIDAY TO NEW ZEALAND AND MEETS UP WITH HIS KIWI FRIEND. HE ASKS: 'G'DAY MATE, CAN I TALK TO YOUR DOG?' BUT THE KIWI SAYS: 'DOGS DON'T TALK YOU STUPID AUSSIE!' HOWEVER, THE AUSSIE SAYS TO THE DOG: 'IS THIS KIWI YOUR OWNER, AND HOW DOES HE TREAT YOU?' THE DOG SAYS, 'HE TREATS ME WELL. WALKS ME TWICE A DAY AND GIVES ME A LOT OF TREATS.'; THE AUSSIE ASKS THE KIWI: 'CAN I TALK TO YOUR HORSE?' THE KIWI SAYS: 'MATE, I'M PRETTY SURE HORSES DON'T SPEAK EITHER.' BUT THE AUSSIE ASKS THE HORSE: 'IS THIS KIWI YOUR OWNER, AND DOES HE TREAT YOU WELL?' THE HORSE SAYS: 'YEAH. I GET RIDDEN A FEW TIMES A DAY AND STUFF.'; THE AUSSIE ASKS THE KIWI, 'CAN I TALK WITH YOUR SHEEP?' BUT THE KIWI YELLS: 'DON'T TRUST THAT SHEEP, HE'S A LIAR!'
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