The nightmare god has come to join the switch wars

Dharkon Kirby: welcome to hell

Crypton: *tips his hat* How do you do my good sir.

Dharkon Kirby: I hate my life

Crypton: Oh don't worry, *stares into dharkon kirby's soul* I can make it worse if you want me to.

Dharkon Kirby: try that and I make you meet Galeem Kirby, that’s worse, and I am f**king eldtritch horror so I don’t have a soul

Crypton: Oh, another being that has no soul. *creepily stares at Dharkon kirby* Let's see eachother again sometime Dharkon kirby.

Dharkon Kirby: maybe next time you will meet Galeem Kirby

Crypton: But how can I meet them, when I've already watched them for a long time *teleports*.

*a Glaceon and a Jolteon were playing nearby and didn’t notice him until he walked up to them.*

Venomeon: uh... hi... do you need anything sir?

Crypton: Oh, all I need is someone to test my magic on. Now tell me, what's your biggest fear?

*The Glaceon looks at the Jolteon*

Venomeon: I don’t think I’m really afraid of anything anymore, not since I trained with Electro. Although if you want to test magic out on me you’ve got something coming your way, *Venomeon touches Crypton’s foot* and it’s called a boat load of poison.

Draceon: Venomeon... I don’t think you should mess with this guy..

Venomeon: don’t worry, this is just a warning. This isn’t lethal or anything, it will just make him throw up a bit, you forget I can change the strength of my poison and what it effects.

*it turns out that the Crypton that was poisoned was an illusion* Crypton: AHAHAHAHA, at least I got to test one of my skills. How about we let the nightmares begin another time *teleports*.

Venomeon: Huh.. oh well, I don’t really care anyway.

Draceon: you should have known better to try to poison that guy, he may hold a grudge against us.

Venomeon: don’t worry, he can’t touch me. You just have to stay in the air as well to avoid him.

*Cypton starts talking inside Venemeon's head* Crypton: Don't worry, I will always know where you are and visit you in your dreams, or should I say nightmares.

Venomeon: I’m not scared.

Draceon: at least he doesn’t know about—

Venomeon: don’t you dare say a word about him and his whereabouts while this guy is stalking us. Only when he is with us may we talk about him. Also, I kind of wanna try poisoning him while he’s in my dreams, that seems fun.

Draceon: Hexeon should be basically immune to this though, she keeps her mind guarded, even in her sleep, not to mention she’s like half ghost or demon or whatever you want to call it.

Venomeon: but the rest of us who aren’t psychic types are at risk. Anyway, where are they, their long overdue.

Crypton: I thought everyone knew that dreams were not reality. But we'll find out if that's actually the truth another time.

Venomeon: oh I know, I just want to see what effects you.

Draceon: if Hexeon came back this could actually be a battle.

*A Lunala was flying past them*

Quantum: oh god. This isn’t good.

Venomeon: Quantum, what’s wrong?

Quantum: you know your little—

Venomeon: don’t say his name out loud!

Quantum: why?

Draceon: it’s a... it’s a game we made up,Mx

Venomeon: yeah!

Quantum: I’ll just turn back time to see if your telling the truth, did you forget I could do that?

Draceon: if I’m being honest, I did.

Venomeon: ok, it’s not a game, just don’t say his name.

Quantum: ok, ok, sheesh.

*Quantum had disappeared for a second and came back*

Quantum: you guys are idiots.

Venomeon: what? He threatened to use magic on us.

Draceon: he’s going to stalk you until he figures out how to scare you. Why did you encourage him to try?

Venomeon: fine, I’m an idiot, happy?

Crypton: No I don't stalk people until they tell me their fear, I stalk people for fun. AHAHA, oh this was a fun conversation. Goodbye for now.

Venomeon: bye