Originally submitted this to the wrong community lul

Inhaled my uncle

Oh dear

XD

I slaughtered mosquitoes

I feel bad for anyone who got 10-28

Haha. Same tho

Im too evil >:)

Yes sir

What about kissed your twin sister lol

lmao i "kissed your friends sister"

"Craved Obama" lmfao

Dude when i proof read this i couldnt breathe

?

I was laughing so hard when i was making sure they all went together so they weren't incorrect grammar wise

Oh right

Reese?

You know you can call me Dibby. Right?

Nuked a jellyfish

you probably killed more than just A jellyfish

Probably wiped out the places near it as well

I smashed Midoriya....

Oh god no

monster! im calling the fbi

AAAAA

I smashed some love.... someone tell me what this means

No idea lol

I thought it said you smashed your uncle at first

Oh jesus no...

Haha

I craved myself

Then eat yourself

XD

Canibal!

Got kidnapped by a watermelon. Welp.

RIP

XD

Goddamit water. Imma beat you

Lol

Yes

Yoi.

Yes

Ye.

Y.

How did your surgery go?

I'm not gonna say that it was good or that it was bad

Oh.

Well.

good to know!

Ig

are you ok

dOnT bE DiSsApOinTED Ur SuRGeRY wEnT wEll

yeah how'd it go

It went ok

Malon you there

Yeah. I'm here.

Good! I'm glad!

Plot twist it was me

*gasps* XD

XD I am the fifth of the elemelons, fear me!

*gasps again*

XD it's okay, I release you!
Although since that is your bday, that's kinda illegal.

Lol

Imma pass you off to my cousin, Stripey

Lol