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WHat's wrong
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nvm
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K
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btw who is owner now if CookieUwU_Memer deleted account?
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Idk, Im only a mod
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you can see who is owner in the settings of the stream
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SUre
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GameCatGD is owner
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ok good
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(idek what I'm doing xD)
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Bill: Are you a mortal
(XDDDDDDDDDDDD)
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(lololololol)
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Bill: How about I rearrange every hole in you face?
(I cant do gacha rn)
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Bill: how about I recruit you, we can take over the universe together
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Bill: you are now part of the universal criminals I call my friends, except we now have a demon
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Bill: so where do we start
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Bill: True, but Im currently stuck in gravity falls, the law of wierdness magnitude is keeping me in
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Bill: The problem is that we need someone smart enough to figure out the equation to break me out of gravity falls, and your not, I can read your mind
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Bill: Oh thats the problem, grvity falls ammasses in wierd and abnormal beings, and there is a force keeping us in, not even my power can break us out, it requires a equation, a old friend used to have it, he is gone now
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Bill: well there is one thing *pulls up a picture of the rift* this was lost through timelines
~in a different timeline~
Original: *picks up rift* what’s this?
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(obviously still talking to Bill -_-)
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Bill: who?
~still in the other timeline~
Original: *walks to the AU’s* guys I found this
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(Still talking to Bill xD)
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(Ik)
Bill: who is that?
~other timeline~
Jack: what is it?
Original; I don’t know
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(I'm so lazy xD)
MSMG:*teleports to you and your AU's (I just added that power now xD)* I wouldn't touch that if I were you... that's a very powerful rift
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Original: can we study it indirectly?
Bill: I see, who are the people with him?
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MSMG: Perhaps... but we should be careful even within 10 feet of it
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Bill; hmm
Original: okay, jack use the arms to hold it
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(It hurts my eye to show things)
MSMG: *silent*
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(Oof)
Bill: your eye is hurt
Jack: *holding the rift*
William: *setting up a lab*
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MSMG: If Kitten finds that it will be very dangerous...
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Original: *finishes* yeah okay
Bill: we must find the rift
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MSMG: No seriously we should be careful, if Kitten finds it we could possibly die
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Bill: ok
Original: I know I know
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MSMG: *fear shows in eyes* *mumbles* there's be one person she wouldn't kill out of all of us, if she finds us
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Bill: who is that?
Original: ok
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MSMG: *talking to you* I think you know who she likes *quickly glances at jack* *whispers* tbh I kinda ship it
Bill: *serching for them* Th eh are in legend of Zelda wind Waker
Original: hmm
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MSMG: What? What you "hmm"ing at?
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Bill: what’s wrong?
Original: if it breaks, it releases a hold on earth in the city of gravity falls, and opens a portal to a sealed off realm
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MSMG: Yeah, it does. And...?
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Bill: Well if you dont want to go there we have to draw them out
Original: Thats bad
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MSMG: Yeah obviously it is -_-
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Bill: No idea
Original: Hmmm
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MSMG: *sighs* what is it this time...
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Bill: That could work
Original: We need to protect it
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(I'm too lazy to keep using gacha :| )
MSMG: Yep
Original/Kitten: *teleports everyone to my realm except for MSMG*
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Bill: Okay we have them
Original: Dafuq?
The rest: ???????????
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Original/Kitten: *purrs evilly* *mind controls MSMG to break the rift*
MSMG: *breaks the rift*
Original/Kitten: *thinks* The universe will soon be destroyed... YES...
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*portal opens up*
Bill: HAHA YES
Original: SHet
Lucas: Im confused, whos the triangle dude
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Original/Kitten: *laughs psychotically*
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Jack: WHat the heck
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Original/Kitten: *purrs with amusement*
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Jack: Dafuq
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Original/Kitten: *eyes glitter evilly*
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Bill: I shall give you your own galaxy kitten for your work
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Original/Kitten: Thank you
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(U there?)
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(I don't know. But I'm here)
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Original: So what is happening?
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Original/Kitten: That I will not tell you *smirks*
~Back with MSMG~
MSMG: What the hell happened...Oh no...WHERE ARE THEY?!
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Bill: SO would you like to kill these mortals
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Original/Kitten: Yes. Everyone but Jack.
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Bill: You may kill them now
Original: Okay we can talk about this right
Lucas: *Puts on netherite armor*
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Original/Kiitten: Not a chance. *kills them with powers* (lol idk)
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*they respawn because lucas put them in minecraft health mode* (Idk either)
Jack: Uhh
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Irl me: *facepalms*
Original/Kitten: F**k you and your stupid powers Lucas!!! *claws his eye*
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(actually thier spawn point isnt there but she could have teleported)
Lucas: Owww
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Original/Kitten: f**king r****d.
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Jack: Whats happening
~at house which is thier spawn~
Original: HMm
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Original/Kitten: *teleports behind you* You all can't escape me~ *insane laugh*
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Lucas: We can keep respawning
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Original/Kitten: Not on my watch. *teleports everyone back to my realm (ThE dArK fOrEsT)* *takes everyone's powers(idk I just randomly came up with the power to do that)* heh *smirks* let's battle. *teleports Jack to a random place in the realm*
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Lucas: Uhh ok? why do we have to die again? We didnt make you mad
Bill: *turns jack into a statue*
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Original/Kitten: You'll never know. *kills them AGAIN with powers*
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(If you die or release their powers they come back to life for some reson)
Bill: *teleports Kitten_deathtrap to him*
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Original/Kitten: Hello again *blinks* (ObViOuSlY tAlKiNg To Bill)
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Bill: *turns her into a statue too* Two new additions to my throne
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MSMG: *knows what just happened*
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Lucas: *in the afterlife* Hmm, what happened?
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MSMG: *kills self to not get killed (lol y doe)* *eventually finds Lucas's spirit* ...
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Lucas: Hi
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MSMG: Hello. Jack and Kitten got turned into statues...
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Lucas: Dang it, bill imprisoned the others spirits
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MSMG: But...why?
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Lucas: No idea, kitten took our powers
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MSMG: She took y'alls powers, not mine. (F*** it MSMG is gonna have a sh*t ton of powers too). *revives everyone* Now what? And how are we gonna get them back...
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Lucas: Good question, we need to find a way to bargain with bill
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MSMG: How? I'm scared...
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Lucas: I dont know, what do you give a being of inifnite power, and even though your scared, we still need to save the world
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MSMG: I- I don't know... *shaking in fear* And I know we do but- *shaking in fear intensifies*
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Lucas: look if your scared I can try and do this myself you dont have to try
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MSMG: No... I- I'll help.
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Lucas: Well, we could try and trap him somehow
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MSMG: We could try I suppose... (gtg eat brb)
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Lucas: But how?
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(Back)
MSMG: Idk
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Lucas: Hmm
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MSMG: ?
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Lucas: well, I dont have any ideas
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MSMG: I don't either...
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Lucas: well, your the one with the powers, cant you teleport them out of there
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Okay good point. *teleports them out of der to here*
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Lucas: And Kitten and jack are still statues
original: We are back
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MSMG: *sighs* Yeah you're right...
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Original: How about we smash the rock off of them?
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MSMG: Would that even work? I mean, they're STATUES
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Original: do you have a better idea?
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MSMG: Uhm no.
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(Ima make it work)
Original; anyone got a way to smash the rocks
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MSMG: Not me.
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Original: hmm
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MSMG: *silent*
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Lucas: we have no idea
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MSMG: *thinking*
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Lucas: *thinking hard*
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MSMG: *thinking intensifies*
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Lucas: Nope, nothing
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MSMG: *still thinking*
~meanwhile with Kitten inside le stone thingy~
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Original: Hmm
~jack while in the statute~
Jack: Oh come on
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MSMG: Holy shet I think Kitten got out
~meanwhile with Kitten(who somehow got out of the statue with powers)~
(picture explains)
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Lucas: She has some explaining to do, before I kill her
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MSMG: She got corrupted. I'm assuming triangle dude did something...
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Lucas: hmmm
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MSMG: Hmmm? *confusion shows in eyes*
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Lucas: can she help us get jack out of the statue
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MSMG: Yeah, I think she can. She would want to anyway. *ship face*