NAMELESS; SWARM; MR. SMILES; HEARNAGHETTIS; ED FORT LISS; ROCKETELLO; MR. ELIDINITUE; RO-CAT; MR. JICIAN; SIR URCHIN; CAKE; PIXIE; KRITTR; CLONES YOU; PUNCHES YOU; BREAKS YOU COMPUTER / PHONE; CATCHES YOU IN A POKEBALL; FORCE-CHOKES YOU LIKE DARTH VADER; EATS YOUR HOMEWORK; STEALS THE LAST COOKIE; BECOMES AN ELDRITCH HORROR; SACRIFICES YOU TO THE ELDER GODS; SHOOTS YOU; FORCES YOU TO WATCH GHOST BUSTERS 2016; PLAYS MARIO KART WITH YOU AND RAGES; DOES NOTHING; GIVES YOU A HUG; TREATS YOU LIKE ROYALTY; SERVES YOU TO MCPLANETS; YEETS YOU INTO SPACE; UNTIES YOUR SHOES; STEALS YOUR MONEY; PISSES ON THE MOON; SITS ON YOU; SERVES YOU DINNER; BECOMES PRESIDENT; RUNS OUT OF IDEAS; GIVES YOU A HORRIBLE HAIRCUT; GRIEFS YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD; BECOMES YOUR FRIEND; FIGHTS YOU IN A DEATH BATTLE; DRAWS A MUSTACHE ON YOU; BECOMES YOUR PARENT; GIVES YOU KISS