Ooh, I wonder if it's a better search engine than google

XD

Oogle does have a noice ring to it though

https://imgflip.com/i/46pgp7

Whoa, what time is the surgery?

in 5 min

Oh my goodness, seriously?? Dude, put down your phone and spend time with your family

u really thought i had family? -_-

Oh my gosh, seriously?? You're my son and I didn't even know that. I'm sorry. *virtual hug*

I swear if this is some prank or roleplay or something and I'm just falling hard for it, I'm going to be mad

this is not a prank or something i swear

Okay, I trust you.