I Will Lewd You

What do you mean Scout? Like Boy Scouting?

(He's kinda like a friend of mine.)

(Ohh! That’s a good name!)

(He, I'll let him know.)

(Why Cabbage tho? ;-;)

(He says he likes the rubbery-like texture)

(I thought people liked it due the crunch)

(*shrugs* He likes the texture)

(Alright, same, same...)

(I mean, it kind of is the same)

(Hmm, okay.)

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚍𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎-

Just like a pyramid-

“STOP MAKING THAT JOKE.”

nO