TEXAS TED HERE. DONALD TRUMP TOLD ME MY WIFE WAS UGLY. HE SAID THAT I WAS A CANADIAN AND PROBABLY NOT ELIGIBLE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. HE CALLED ME THE SINGLE BIGGEST LIAR HE’S EVER KNOWN. HE EVEN SAID THAT MY FATHER PARTICIPATED IN THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK! IT IS FOR THESE REASONS AND MANY MORE THAT I AM ENDORSING DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020. HE’S A MALICIOUS MAN— BUT SO AMAZING.