THEN I SAID TO MY WIFE, I'M GOING BOWLING!!!!! ISN'T THAT AMAZING?! *SIGHS* THOSE WERE THE GOOD TIMES, EH BABY? YOU WHAT? I WASN'T LISTENING; OH NO DON'T WORRY, I CAN ALWAYS EXPLAIN IT AGAIN, NO PROBLEM; NO NO PLEASE DON'T. NAH ITS FINE. HONESTLY, ITS MY PLEASURE.
SO THEN SHE SAID . . . *SIGHS* AND THIS IS WHY I'M A CAT PERSON FOLKS.