Aw, okay. I promise to be up-front with you, I'm glad you won't get mad at me for it. But yeah, I get it. I mean, I love her still, because I understand that there's a temptation to lie to make yourself seem different and to evoke feelings out of other people. But she doesn't deserve your love. And don't get too angry, because she doesn't deserve that out of you, okay, son?
Also, does your father know?