I h8 Pillagers there tower should burn ;-;

Okay, pretend like you still haven't seen me then! °O_o

nah he would shoot you

Me: Oh, no!
*takes shield and bow and arrow from inventory*
I gotta fight fire with fire!
Or well... Bow with bow... Though mine is a regular one...
Pillager: *eyerolls* Whatever! Just stop talking nonsense!
Me: Yeah, yeah. Sure.
*loads bow and shoots, but misses*
Pillager: *already loaded crossbow and starts shooting too*
Me: *super ultra dodge*
You: Aight imma head out...

wth just happened- IMMA GET MILK AT THE STORE

BRING SOME FOR ME TOO! I NEED IT FOR MY CORNFLAKES! OH, AND BUY SOME POTATOES TOO! I WANNA MAKE SOME FRIES! I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY WHEN YOU COME BACK AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME FRIES AS WELL!