AHHHHH

*takes Scar into room*

*plugs him into life support*

*watching* *mutters: Dad...please be okay*

*gives you hug* He's breathing

Thanks

And coughing. Still need to test him for bronchitis. Can one of you draw his blood and send it to my office?

*draws blood* here you go.

Alright thank you!

:)

Okay guys, I used google and this is how you operate an AED.
First, power on the AED. An AED can be used on an adult, child, or infant. ...
Second, apply the AED pads. Expose the chest and wipe it dry of any moisture. ...
Third, clear the victim and shock.
Alright let's go

*does AED* he's breathing, hes alive.

Ik, arguing like an old coupleXD

LOL

*wheels Shadow_Dog in* CAN YOU HELP MY SON??? I'M NOT A HEART DOCTOR AND HIS HEARTBEAT IS SLOWING DOWN

IK I SAW I GOTTA GET A SURGEON

*grabs AED and powers it on and follows other instructions*

hi

*gasps*

:D

*sighs happily*

tell your father that he needs to fill out the paperwork!!

Ok on it!!

:)

Glad we got him here!

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a widow a week after I got married

Yeah...

Stupid. Paperwork!

lol

I'm beginning my first genetic procedure

BETTER NOT BE ON A HUMAN

Oh don't worry! Don't worry. He says he's a boird

NOT ON LIVING BREATHING THINGS WITH A HEARTBEAT

WAIT WHAT?!!!???!!! THAT WASN'T SPECIFIED!!!! IT'S TOO LATE!!! THE PROCESS IS FINISHED!!!

WOT NUUUUUUUU

AHHHHHHH!!!! I'M ONLY SOMEWHAT SORRY!!!

BUT HE CAME TO ME!!!

lol somewhat sorry

Ye, I think it was a success *smiles crazily*

AHHHHHH

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NUUUUUUUUUUUU

lol, you're really enjoying our "first fight scene" huh?

lol

At least we don't have more of it since you filled it out

*glares*

*takes sunglasses away* You are acting less mature than our kids!

OHHHHH

Now hold on right there! I'm acting perfectly mature! *takes back sunglasses*

*smirks*

*rolls eyes and puts on sunglasses*

Uh-huh. Evading paperwork, rolling your eyes, those sunglasses...

I like my sunglasses!

I do too! But you're using them to evade things!

Now that's not what's going on here! What am I evading?

Okay, then tell me what's going on here, please. Weren't you evading me seeing you cry over out daughter's engagement, and now me being right about the paperwork?

I just like my sunglasses!

XD

Okay! then explain the eye roll before you put the sunglasses on

You smirked at me!

You glared at me!

You gave me piles of paperwork!

So it would seem we are at an impasse. Truce?

Truce *holds out hand*

I would lose my job if I didn't!

And I filled it out! Eventually...

Yeah, but then you still glared at me!

Ye

*shakes hand*

My first experiment is complete. Now I just have to wait for the results to grow in

Mom...there is no wedding...ever

Wait, really?
Honey, what happened?

Eh...I’m fine...he’s not...I just don’t like trains and he’s obsessed with them...I’m obsessed with anime he doesn’t even watch it....or for that matter know what it is really

Ohhhh, okay that makes a lot of sense. Glad you're fine:)

Thanks

yE

Did you just say grow??

Yeah, teeth and venom sacks don't grow in one day you know

No, I suppose not. But that's outside my area of expertise.

*smiles insanely*

*smiles and inches away slightly*

Hello daughter

Hi...

Why?

I’m to nervous and besides you and mom just adopted me and my sibling

:/
I mean, if you're sure you don't want to. Don't postpone cause of me though

It’s not cause of you

Ok, I didn't think so, just wanted to make certain

Will you tell mom for me?

sure

Thanks

*thumbs up*

*smiles*

Hey, relax honey *hugs* it's totally fine:)No reason to be nervous

Dad you need to fill out the paperwork

I cannot respond to your fiance's question below for religious reasons (not really, it's just too far down and he has no other comments to reply to XD

Ayyyyy! Finally, I can respond (your one comment was too far down)
I wouldn't say I'm planning exactly, you're just walking on thin ice you being about to marry my daughter and all.
So just be a "good boi" and we'll be fine :)

What did he ask?

Why I wanted to kill him XD

Oof ok
Honestly I’m about to go widow

WHAT?! I'm not ACTUALLY going to kill him!!!!!!!! (imgflip and real life XD)

No death...just alone!

Wait what

What do you mean

Before I tell you can you make a private image or something?

Just no death...

alone what?

No relationship besides parents and siblings

I'm confused

Let me know when you are in

Ok got it

Oh

lol

No I don't!

Dad...yes you do!

Why?!

Because Mom said so!

Fine!

*grumbles* stupid paperwork

*raises eyebrow* What was that?

Now uh, when are ya gettin' married?

Tomorrow at 10:00 am ET

Hm, there's a good chance I won't be able to make it, however I'll see what I can do. I could probably use my phone (if I have service that is)

Okay but you can make it to the part after right?

At some point yes

Okay good enough *sighs* I guess

It'll be great!

Yeah *sighs*

Cheer up! I probably won't have the opportunity to kill your fiance beforehand so it's a good thing! (for him)

I only said yes so soon because he seemed really happy

If you manage to get into my house you will have to get past these Bois and, umm *hastily stores large amount of weapons in pocket*
[In a conversational tone] Why are you planning to kill me?

:)

I just updated my tag line...you should see it

Glad I'm not a widow a week after I got married.
Now, my office hours were done a while ago, but you can send that paperwork in tomorrow.

lol

So, I ran the tests on your blood, and you do have bronchitis. Here's the receipt for the pharmacy*hands Captain_Scar receipt. You'll be billed accordingly. Along with needing to finish that paperwork

I will NOT be finishing that paperwork! *takes receipt*

*crosses arms* you need to though

I diiidd!

:)