I am totally qualified for this posititon

I'm here for genetic prevention.

sign this contract first

hold up

What's in the contract*narrows eyes*

If anything goes wrong the ImgFlip Hospital is not out in fault unless the thing that went wrong was intentional

O... also what's that disease that's going around again? Meme-what?

Meme-4246

Causes heart attacks and has a 65% chance of being fatal

Um, I don't know, lemme ask my doctor if that contract is legit

I see
Against what

Is the contract legit and from your office?

i also made one that i signed. here

What is one it?

?

I mean what is in it?

"if i get hurt, i am legally allowed to sue. No other ways of being genetically modified will happen in this process. I leave all my trust to the doctor"

hey no

Too late, I already signed Scar's waiver saying I won't sue

jk

ok ok, just don't interfere

sorry

nu its fine lol

:)

No

Okay then

Alright, you can step into the tank now

lol the tank

Um, tank okay. *steps into tank* now what?

*attaches face mask for breathing and tubes/wires to arms. Closes tank and starts filling it with the fluid*

seems ok so far

of course it is!

I almost died while you were gone

WOT M8

Yeah I had a heart attack

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL

*closes eyes and waits*

ANONYMOUSLY.DELETED GET HERE

NO! I CAN'T GIVE THAT TO YOU I NEED IT TO HELP HER!

she's gone

hi

*injects chemicals and begins electric splicing* (I have no idea if any of this is at all real in any way XD)

(Idk either, but I'm just here)

*turns up power and injects more chemicals*

*passes out because allergic to one of the chemicals*

*punches face* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN????

Hmm, interesting, should be fine
*turns down electricity and drains the fluid. Opens up the tank and carries the unconcious patient over to a table*

*punches face* BRO WTF

*skin turns blue*

*puts respirator on patient and takes blood sample*

*punches* GIVE ME THAT

*still unconscious and barely breathing*

AT LEAST GIVE ME A SAMPLE SO I CAN GET IT TO THE LAB

I'M ON IT ALREADY!

*puts sample in machine to analyze the reacting chemical and create a reverse engineered neutralizer*

*stilllllll unconscious*

Oof

*injects neutralizer into melon's arm, who WAKES UP*

Oof

lol

XD

Mom?I posted in this stream

Yes please, what is it?

Make a private image

After u make the private image invite me to it or whatever

k one sec

Okey

*wakes up, coughs up fluid*
Is it done?

Well considering I haven't tried it on humans yet, I don't know. Although it could be a result of your severe allergic reaction. Guess I'm going to have to test for allergies in the future.

Can I be treated for meme virus

Probably smart to do that.
*walks a bit unsteadily* I'm getting some feeling back, so I think I'll be fine.

AHHHHHH

yes

I think I swallowed something weird, my tongue is swollen and I feel numb

Yes, um, I guess you were allergic to one of the chemicals. But you're fine now!

Oh, that's nice. Glad I'm okay now though

drink this allergy medicine

no thanks, he gave me a neutralized fluid so I'm fine now. My allergens are slowing down, and my legs are a bit less numb

Anyway, your body should start producing antibodies to Meme-4246 soon

Okay. *starts to get up, trips* I can't really feel my legs yet, is that normal?

Me too, would be sad if anything happened to you

I have the meme virus

Yeah...
even though I didn't really show it yesterday:p

lol

I HAVE THE MEME VIRUS AHHH

yE

XD

Ye

*falls unconscious again*

I also disowned myself

bruh

Bruh what

y

I just wanted to

Also take me off the shipping

I don't want to be shipped anymore

fineeeeee

Thank you

*falls unconscious again*

*wheels you to the ER*

Emergency Room 2

AHHH

IS HIS HEART AFFECTED

Meme-4247 rarely fatal

I'm dying help me

BRING HIM TO ER2

Here, just sign this waiver and we can begin

what's in the waiver??

Oh, just some things saying you won't sue me if anything goes wrong. don't worry though, the procedure should be easy enough, it'll sting a little though

okee i wont

unless it gets too far

It won't!

jk

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i gtg for a bit. so byeeeeee

Bye! (now I can do whatever I want XD)

i will fade

oh no

NO

I lose money too if I sure you so sure. *signs waiver*
*laughs in the face of pain* Alright

lol, true
Well then let me calibrate the machine and we can begin

im moderating this

Okay

*zaps* Captain do your work

Hold up what?

What just zapped??

this way it will not hurt as much

Bro, I don't care about the pain

I have high pain tolerance

and it increases the chance of it working by 15%

...*in the tank already so too late*

Boi! I have to concentrate!

I'm getting my answer, hang on.

Meme-4246

Okayyyyyyy, what's that

causes heart attacks

Wait is that it? I think I'll be fine, I'm not genetically prone to heart attacks

It can also cause fevers and comas and puenomia

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, it would appear that you would like to be my lab assistant.

I have meme virus

how

Also I'm not ur grandson anymore I'm disowned

wait why

I got the meme virus IDK how

Wait what?

no, y'd you get disowned

Idk

Oh snap, seriously? Okay...

and it is extremely infectious

It's a disease that causes heart attacks and has a 65% chance of being fatal. I think it's the reason everyone is going vaccine-crazy

oh
ok

yeah

what?

for preventing diseases!

o ok