I deal with the respiratory system, anything else is out of my expertise

(runs in barely breathing) ASTHMA ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHH SORRY MY OFFICE WAS CLOSED
*takes you to bed* *gives you breathing tubes* Lemme go get your medication

gives thumbs up

I'll get the nebulizer hooked up
*comes in with nebulizer and albuterol*

Hoi

(whispers) who are you?

Who am I?

c irl i got to church i'll be back in like 5 hours maybe sooner bye)

Bye

i'm back if you want to continue.

hey, remember I said to wait? ignore that. go for it

Ok

Wth my phone just did something really weird lol

Lol, phones do that

Ik

Mine is new too

It is a Google pixel 3 XL

Lol, mine's a galaxyJ-7

it's a samsung, so that makes sense

Lol

OMG AHHH

*passes out on floor due to lack of oxygen*

*injects oxygen*

*body rejects oxygen*

*destroys body* *injects oxygen*

*dies cuz of no body and loses all blood

*builds body* *injects blood*

Bruh you shouldn't work here you kill the patients

YOU KILLED YOURSELF SECOND PIRATE MELON IS DOING NOTHING

Not pirate_melon_ she is a good doctor you just destroyed my body that's why I died

I gave you S A F T Y G O G G L E S

Not for my head

it is S U P E R and it protects you from dying

*puts on bed* *hooks up to respirator*

*shoots gun at wall* COME ON SCREAM POWER SUPPLY

Falls off bed

*puts railing up* YOU HAVE MEME-4246 THAT JUST LEARNED HOW TO SELF DESTRUCT HUMANS

*hits head on railing* *head bleeds out*

*Meme-4246 starts to kick in* too late you have 1 imgflip day (5 hours IRL)

Ok

I want to die

I want to see god

*dies right there on the spot*

OMG I SEE A RED GOD

Oh SH- THATS THE DEVIL

OH S**T *sprays devil repellent* there

OW CHARLIE HORSE

That beyotch

*puts the devil in a headlock* in gonna have fun down herr

Devil: ow ow please stop!!