Doctor

are eye doctors able to join?

ye

Hi

Can I be a mad doctor

umm

It depends on their reaction

So...what do you say? Do I have the job?

hmm

Hmm what

I make chemicals

That cure sickness

Or genetically mutate someone

so totally im not a killer doctor

r/cursedcomments

oh yes

noice

ya so can i apply i promise i wont murder more than 200 people.

no you need to agree to murder less than zero.

can i at least assault them?

if you want your license immediately disintegrated sure

give them a bruise?

bro no

ok fine

so can be become a good doctor. not joking this time

I'm here for interview~

what kind of doctor?

Surgeon, I like blood

that got dark

but ok

XD ikr?

Btw, can my office be morbid lol?

uh, no

Awww :(

we need to ATTRACT patients, NOT SCARE them

How bout a fancy one then?

coolio

YE! :d

:D*

HELP SHADOW DOG HES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM AND NEEDS SURGERY

I'm coming!!!

WE NEED A SURGEON

Eh, hello, here for an interview?

sure what kind of doctor

Ummmm, a doctor for genetic enhancement...

whats that?

Umm, I edit people's genes and stuff. For...medical purposes

o i heard about that in science class.

sure

YAY!
hhehhehehe

AS LONG AS YOU DONT MAKE A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR BLOW UP AND MAKE A BUNCH OF METAHUMANS

OK FINE!
That's not my branch of science

thank you.

o noes im obsessed with DC WHYYYYYY MY LIFEEEEE

well then

anyways.

set up an office or something have fun

Oh believe me, I will

dear gosh that sounded REALLY evil XD

Hehhee

what do you expect

he is scar

o nu

No! DEL, DO NOT ALLOW THIS!! Bro, genetic enhancement should NOT be a thing, please....

I totally agree. BUT

im gonna let him and i havent made this clear but HE CAN NOT REALLY USE IT ON HUMANS.

he just used it on a human

WHO?!?! WHERE

https://imgflip.com/i/46gbkh?nerp=1593208093#com5001569 scroll up

*big sigh of relief* Thanks. Also, what's your position in all of this?

idk yet

im just gonna be the therapist over there, I guess

could you come help me, he just had a heart attack and I'm a respiratory doctor, not my expertise

AHHH OMG WHERE

in my image in this stream