Doctor

are eye doctors able to join?

ye

Hi

Can I be a mad doctor

umm

It depends on their reaction

So...what do you say? Do I have the job?

hmm

Hmm what

I make chemicals

That cure sickness

Or genetically mutate someone

I want to be in

what type of doc? or nurse?

I want to be a surgeon

sure! we have three, always room for more!

Ok thank you

ye

lol

what type of doc?

jk

cardiologist

nah

why?

NO DESTRUCTION

I am a cardiologist that was a joke

k good

what is that

heart doctor

ok

youre hired i guess

WE NEED YOU IN PIRATE MELONS OFFICE NOW SOMEONE IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK

I am there

FUZHOU

I wan sign up

what type of doctor? or nurse?

The meme virus doctor
if a patient shows symptoms of the meme virus and stuff i test it to see if they do

oooooooh thats amazing! set up an office, and can you help around too? Like, if someone has a heart attack or a concussion, you help with cpr and stuff?

no
i diagnose people with the meme virus

OMG SAVE SHADOW DOG HES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM AND NEEDS SURGERY

fine UmU

I asked Joey if he wants to join. Waiting for his response...

k

So, how have you been (since I saw u lol)

Good (this is my IRL brother ignore this)

What who?

Also, who are finger and pepper?

*sigh* dont ask please

Ok

*ginger

Hello. I am a cat cube (See photo)

HELP IM ABOUT TO BE KILLED!!!!!!

*chases*

YOU DONT WANNA BE FIRED BECAUSE DOCTORS DONT KILL PATIENTS!

fine *drops knife* f**k my toe just got cut

AHHHH

*puts on stitches and a band-aid*

But I'm not a doctor...

what profession are you?

Weren't you about to kill me

*grabs knife* gotcha

AHHHHH *Squirms and runs away*

*chases*

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

DO IT

Omeh god so cute uwu

what doctor type?

Pathologist

ok. just DONT TRY TO MURDER ANYONE *cough asdfperson135 ahem COUGH*

I was not murdering btw

Ok

totally

I won't.

GOOD

So, I'm hired?

yep

Yay.
Where is my lab?

make it

*flips over chair*

KEEP THROWING CHAIRS

*throws chair* *breaks window*

Do that again but with me on the chair

*picks you up* *tapes to chair* *throws chair* *breaks window* *falls into the lava pit*

*goes outside*

*grabs kitchen gun* *shoots wall* NO

*gets struck by lightning*

No what

NO GOING OUTSIDE

Bang bang bang good as new!

let’s try it on you! *aims*

*NEW! KITCHEN GUN!!!

HEY NAW

NU

SOTP THROWING CHAIRS

I flipped over a chair

Hey, no promises.

I'm scarred for life

I'm feeling better can I leave

nu, wait a few days

Aw why

Can I go to the gas station quick

what do you need?

I need chips from the gas station

*gives chips*

Thx for the chips

*eats the chips*

Why did you try to kill me earlier

you were dying anyway

also to get you on the bed by scaring you

Ok so

YOU NEED TO GET ON THE BED

Ok *gets on the bed*

also to get you on the bed by scaring you

I would not murder you

Oh

Well that scared the sh** out of me

I could have been saved

bruh

Hi everybody I'm back

maybe no (this is my IRL little brother ignore this)

oof

I'm your IRL little brother?

no my IRL brother is typing this

Oh