Mine is unique, and will make everyone question it.
I have a fear of... SCP-999. Yes, it's real. I hate him because he can kill you by suffocation and... laughing to death... and imagine all the weird looks you're going to get while kicking on the floor laughing. I don't care that he looks quote, unquote, "cute" and "positive". He is a disgrace to the SCP community and he doesn't deserve to exist. He is indestructible, powerful, and puts a shiver down my spine. We need to get rid of him. Or else...