*loads lmg with religious intent*

luno: I hate myself
frostbitem okay boomer

(Who is frostbitem?)

Oreo: same

Akira: the dumb cousin is here

Rainstorm: I want to start a cult now

(I meant frostbite)
(A kyurem)
Sparky: Same
luno: hey look the retarded black idiot is here

Sparky: that’s even more racist than Reddy calling me an Asian.

Luno:𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚜
Sparky:𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕥

Reddy: furry hat-

*and then Turk just stares at Owloon.*

Turk: wth?

Astral: hey b!tches
Platinum:❦♥❦❥❦☽✞❥𖣔𓇽☆༄𓇽༄𐂂𓃱𓂻𓀿⚣𓃒⚣

Hex: sup?

Lux: I swear to god that thing was telling me to go make ou-

Reddy: how do you even know what it’s saying-

Blaze: w̸̧̘̭̖̪͎̫̩̮̪̦͉͐͑͑͆͊̀͊̀̄̃̔̍̕̕͘h̴̡͈̠̯̭̞̫̲͖̫̫̀͌͆̂̄̆͊̉́̍̿̊͐ͅo̸̻͎͕̼͇̭͋͊̃̎̀̕͜m̸̯͖̮̳̬̒̅͘̚s̷̙̳͉̦̫̦̻̼̻̥͚̣̗̊̓̂̂̈́̓̆̓̆̕͠ṭ̴̣͙̞̤̠͕̲͌̏͌̉̇̈́̂͗̔̂'̷̢̻̙̞̜͙̞̤̼̠͍̬̄̿͛͑̀d̶̛͎̦'̶̡̦͚͙͙̥̝̮͎͈̊̌̀̏̈́̍̍̆̀̊̽͘͝v̵̘̙̩̈́ę̷̮͍̹̻̬̯̙̫̬̼̪̃͂̍̈́̕ͅͅ'̷͎͔̱̝̇́̚l̷̩͉͕̙̺͔̫̝̤̟̟̰̒ÿ̷͚̂̌̈̔̇̾͒̚͝͝'̵̠͚̲̖͍̤̃͂̓̿̓̐͑̋̅̔̄̍͊͝y̶̢̨͉̤͓̙̜͎͒͐̋̉̌̆̔͘a̴̙͎͉̗̘̲͉̰̖̗̘͓̝̓̎͋͗͜͝͝i̸̱̅̔ņ̴͈̖̹͓͇̥̃̈́͑͒̇̃̊͋͑͑͝t̷̼́̔͋͋̃̊̏̏̐̈̚͘͝'̷̙̩̭̝̥̩̭̜͕̳́̎͝ͅn̴̻̠̓͛̊̀̇͌̂̕͘͘͠t̸̢̨̤̟̪̘̙̻̠̹̼͛͘͜'̸̛͚̈́̈́̅͋̓͗̽͂͋̔é̶̛̟̰̲͉̉͊͊͒̅͑͐̍͐̐͛͘͜d̸̨̜͉͓̫̯͇̉̏̌̅͛̎͐͌͑̒̀͗̉͊͠'̶̨̜͈̻͚͉̖̻̭͎̗͈͛̄͗̒i̶̠̐e̵̼͎̲̜͔̿̇̈͛͋̇̿́̾͐͝ş̵̲̲̱̤͐̌̅͋̃̊́͑͠'̴͔̑̈́̉̾͊̇̍̚͝͠s̵̢͍̺͎͓̥͇͚̱̮̠̲̙͓͓̒̍̅͂'̵̡̨̨̭̼͚̼̗͈͆͆̀͆̀̌̈y̷̨̛̖̪̫̻͈̟̟̟͎͍̏'̶̨̰͙̝̫̹͙̼̭̂͑͗̉̏̓̌͝ę̵̢̢̩̦͉͙͍̬͙̑͛̄͜s̵̫͓͎͔̫̓̏͊̒̾̐͂̃̉͒͜͠

Oreo: oh my god

Ezlo: another one for the apocalypse bingo

Rainstorm: Astral please kill me

Blaze: *Loud microwave noises*

Kobe: why y’all talking like that.

Astral: 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢, 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑.

Hex: ya still mad about that tournament?

Rainstorm: please kill me

Blaze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YddwkMJG1Jo

Oreo: BLAZE NO

Frostbite: i bet he is
astral:̡͕͚̠͉̹̺̖ͬ͂̆̋̀̈ẅ̸̥̮͔͔̯́ͣ͗ͥ̑̍̓ͦ͞h͇̹͖̬̦̺́ͥ̉͑͂̆͊̇͒͑̄̔̆̃ͫ͟͞͞ȍ̥͕̪͉͔͙̝̻̠̭̺̺͎ͩ̅̓̅ͦͨ̀̉͌͛ͩ̽̃͘m͕̪̫̭̪̺͍͍̳̖̿̏ͭ̽ͣ̄̓͂ͬ̾̈ͪ͡ͅ'̧̬̗̫̮̗͖̮̤̣̣̲̯̟̙͖̘͍̺̀̌̌ͨ͜͟͠s̆ͭͦͫ͋̊ͤ͟҉͏͍̳̮͔̘̰̞̩̱͈̬̮͚ẗ́̎̅͐ͯ̈́ͨͤ͏҉̜̹̰̮̬̭'̧̡̬̫̪̱̞͉̝̳͙̤̯̼͛̏͌ͨ̔͊ͬͥ̇̌̏̑͌́͒ͫ̎̑͝ḑ̸̳͖͉̝̫͔̩̹̻͚̫̗̰ͬ͆̈́ͨ̄̒̔͑̈́͜͡ͅͅ'̵̡̭̝̻̰̟̜̘̫͉̞͕͚̣͇͎͍̽̒̌ͅv̢̼̼̝̣̦̰͙̳̼͓͙͇̭̋͆̏̂̐̆̕͞͠͞e̷̡̺͉͓̹̭̲̖͔̞̗͇̥̙͖͓̺̳̿̇͂͗̾ͭ̅͐̆͜͟͝ͅ'̢̨ͤ̌̃̇́̓ͭ͐̀̓̀ͩͥ͌̅̚͟͡҉̝̲̜̯͕͕d̷̗̣̯̤͖̺̮̘̱̤̰̀́̈͗̾ͮ͒̀̑ͣ͊̋̆̈́̽ͪͦ̋͞î̼̫̟̜̰̮̣̬͌̒̐̇́̓͑̾ͦ̆ͮ̔̚͝s̸̵̨̳̖̙̞̝ͬ̊̓̉̄͡͞t̵̮̦̩̥̠̙̣̮̗̰̜̃ͩͬ́̓̈́ͪ̃̃ͥ̾͛ͫͧͪ͛́̚'̧̗͎̦̱̳̹̤̹͎̥̪̰̹̺͇̹̱̥͖̄ͬ͆̓͗͘͟d̪͍͖̼͇̫̽ͦ̋̆̓ͤͥͪͮ̿̾̄̄̎̀'̝̫͓͍̘̟̹̥̱̲̲͈̐͊ͮ͗̽ͮ̈̐͋̓ͯ̂̚͝n̲̰̲̣͚̪̿̓̄ͭ͊̽ͩͫ͛̀̈͑̀͜͝'̴̛ͨ̎͗̉ͧ̈ͥͣͬ̈́̄̎҉̺͈͕̤̱̙̰̱̮̫̙͢t̘̳͎͈̳̻̠͈̹̭̮͍̰̺͇͙̘̰̎ͤͤ̀͗͒ͯ̎̓̉̄̐͌̍̀̕͟͠'̸̢͖̳̰̦̰̠̟̘̳͇͕̺͚̼͙̺̣̠͈̽ͧͯͥ̐̏̍͋̐̔s̜͍̲̞̟̱̯̞̈ͮͭͧ̊ͧ̉͑̒͐͊ͥ̕t̨̢̻̟̑̔̎̓ͧ̿ͨͤ̔̃̅͘͠ͅ'̸̛͍̱̠̼͉̱̻̬͓̤̱̼̘̼̈́ͭ̂ͮͅͅd̻̝͉̖̮̠͕̙ͪ̈̎̈̃̕͟'̸̶͓̼͉̹͖͈̦͍͕̲̯̲̪̝̯̞̜̺ͮͪͯ͑͂̿̏ͯ͢v̴̟͖̟̥͙͕̲̱̻̰̖̞̰̖ͣͦ͊̈́ͮ͋ͤ̀̕͞e̡͎̤̰̭̩̪̺̻͊̍͗ͧ̔͌ͧ̾̑́̃́ͫͥ̄͐̊̒̚̕͢͝'̴͈̖̞͔̙͕͈͚̦̘̭̹͕̞̏ͯ̇ͤ͘l̢̫̖̣͔̲̟̰̘͖͙̖͈̝̪̯̅ͣ̑ͭ̎̂̀̄̏ͧͬ̓̈̾͌͠lͦ̍̏ͭͦ͌͊̾̈́̚͏̡͔̠͎̝̪̦̲͎͉̘̱̱̼̼̬̳'̸̶̀̍̀͛̌̈́̏́ͭͩ̋͒̓ͣ̾͝͏̙̝̝͈͕̮̳͇͉͔͎̗ͅs̴̡̗̗̟͚̤̯͉̝̙̳̣̖̻̭̠̳̦̭̉̍̈́ͤ͌́͡'̴̧͚̪̯̦̻̤̘̲̜͎̯͈͇̠̈́̃ͦͯ͊ͨ̕ͅd̴̨̛͈̻̥̠̺͚̋ͩͭ̂͌̈̿͆ͯ̋̓͛͌̄̀'̶̲̗̠̹͖̖͙̥̜͉̻̘̠̙̻ͣͣͮ̍ͧ̈́͊̋ͯͬͣ̓͑͌̂̏͆̈́ͅv̴̴̢̡̩̣͍͈͈̩̝͎̣͇ͣ̂ͪ̍ͮ̇̓͊̀͂̌͊̀̚e̴̥͚̺̼̦̥̒ͫͮ̈́͒̈́̎͋̋̽̉̌ͬ'̧̧͍̻̟̲̹̖̺͔͚̋́ͮ̃̓ͦ̍ͩ̉ͩͦͤ̆̐̚r̸̦̟͖͙̬̮̥̯̖̘̦̯̟͕̜̟̪ͧ̈ͣ̓ͥͮͩ͒͒ͤͣ͂̍̐̏͐͒̚̕͘͜͝é̜̩͖̝̰̩̤̻̬͍̘̠͎̼̗̗͔ͨ̿̃́̓̌̇ͬ̉̈̏͊͠ͅ'̨̡̨͇̺̪̳̝̽ͫ͆ͨ̄̀͌̅͡n̡͌͛ͫ̊̍ͭ̂̎̽̋҉̝͔̼̝͈̪͓̻̬̞͖̙̤̜͍̭̮̞ͅ'̶̶̷̟͈̫͈͉̮̮͉̞̫ͤͯ͊̏̄ͤͬͦͭ͡ṫ̞͎̩̤͎̱̹͙̉ͮ̈̉̇̿ͥͧͭ͒̀̈́̃͌̐͠͞'̨̧͉̯̫̠ͣ̀̐̔͟͝y̶͙̟̹͉̻͖̜̗̖̩̼̘͚̱̔ͫ͆͊͢'̷̡̫̗͕̖̲͖͇͈̼̀̆̉ͥ̆̋ͪ̾̓́á̗̫͇̘̏̒ͭ̈́͢͡ļ̶̜̺͍͕͕͓͕͙̙̦͎ͬ̅ͥ̑̎̎̈́̽̅͆͑̋͒̿̍̀l̷̢̹͓͕͍͈͙͔͍̪̹̳̟̙̜̮̮̤̝̏́ͨ̃̌͛̐̾͊̂ͪ̅ͫͩͨ'̶͉̬̼̫͔̠̜̦̣͇̪̬̔ͮͩ́̇̌̉́ļ̶̢͍̲͈͔̟̟̼͓̦̘̣͙̝̖͖̗̽̂́ͪ̃͂ͣͨ͐̀̒͐ͩ̋̈́ͬ̒͊͘ͅl̃ͥ͗ͩ͐ͮ͆ͭ̽ͧ̾ͯ̃̏ͣ̈̊̐̀҉̞̠̭̠'̨̛̛̟̟̥͔̹̥̠̤̦̩̮̟̻̳̪̱̣ͬ̀̏̊ͤͧͫ̽̀͛̔̑ͬ̚v̴̧̬̦̺̞̟̼ͩ͗ͮͭ͐͗̏̈́͌͢͞e͔̹̖͎̺̝̮̠̬̼̼̰̹̗̗̝̰ͦͤ̃͛̕n̷̸̸̜͍̖͎̦̟̟̪͇̭̗͓͈͓̪ͨ͗ͤ͑ͤ́͌ͮ̽ͭ͋ͩͤ'̪̰͉͎̺̿̎̽ͤ̉͜ͅt̵̢̫͉̗̯̺͇͚̣̦̯ͦ̀̉̔ͬ̿̐ͩͫ͗ͦ̄ͯ̑͟

Sparky: haha... I can’t read.

Rainstorm: ASTRAL PLEASE EAT ME

Oreo: JESUS CHRIST RAINSTORM

Blaze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KE1XsCY8Qo

Ezlo: STOP IT BLAZE

(I swear I want to see eldtritch astral in a roleplay)

Rainstorm: cult for Blaze’s less aggressive cousin

Oreo: i swear Moone is a bitch like Blaze

Ezlo: she is, Rainstorm tried to sell her soul

Blaze: w̸̧̘̭̖̪͎̫̩̮̪̦͉͐͑͑͆͊̀͊̀̄̃̔̍̕̕͘h̴̡͈̠̯̭̞̫̲͖̫̫̀͌͆̂̄̆͊̉́̍̿̊͐ͅo̸̻͎͕̼͇̭͋͊̃̎̀̕͜m̸̯͖̮̳̬̒̅͘̚s̷̙̳͉̦̫̦̻̼̻̥͚̣̗̊̓̂̂̈́̓̆̓̆̕͠ṭ̴̣͙̞̤̠͕̲͌̏͌̉̇̈́̂͗̔̂'̷̢̻̙̞̜͙̞̤̼̠͍̬̄̿͛͑̀d̶̛͎̦'̶̡̦͚͙͙̥̝̮͎͈̊̌̀̏̈́̍̍̆̀̊̽͘͝v̵̘̙̩̈́ę̷̮͍̹̻̬̯̙̫̬̼̪̃͂̍̈́̕ͅͅ'̷͎͔̱̝̇́̚l̷̩͉͕̙̺͔̫̝̤̟̟̰̒ÿ̷͚̂̌̈̔̇̾͒̚͝͝'̵̠͚̲̖͍̤̃͂̓̿̓̐͑̋̅̔̄̍͊͝y̶̢̨͉̤͓̙̜͎͒͐̋̉̌̆̔͘a̴̙͎͉̗̘̲͉̰̖̗̘͓̝̓̎͋͗͜͝͝i̸̱̅̔ņ̴͈̖̹͓͇̥̃̈́͑͒̇̃̊͋͑͑͝t̷̼́̔͋͋̃̊̏̏̐̈̚͘͝'̷̙̩̭̝̥̩̭̜͕̳́̎͝ͅn̴̻̠̓͛̊̀̇͌̂̕͘͘͠t̸̢̨̤̟̪̘̙̻̠̹̼͛͘͜'̸̛͚̈́̈́̅͋̓͗̽͂͋̔é̶̛̟̰̲͉̉͊͊͒̅͑͐̍͐̐͛͘͜d̸̨̜͉͓̫̯͇̉̏̌̅͛̎͐͌͑̒̀͗̉͊͠'̶̨̜͈̻͚͉̖̻̭͎̗͈͛̄͗̒i̶̠̐e̵̼͎̲̜͔̿̇̈͛͋̇̿́̾͐͝ş̵̲̲̱̤͐̌̅͋̃̊́͑͠'̴͔̑̈́̉̾͊̇̍̚͝͠s̵̢͍̺͎͓̥͇͚̱̮̠̲̙͓͓̒̍̅͂'̵̡̨̨̭̼͚̼̗͈͆͆̀͆̀̌̈y̷̨̛̖̪̫̻͈̟̟̟͎͍̏'̶̨̰͙̝̫̹͙̼̭̂͑͗̉̏̓̌͝ę̵̢̢̩̦͉͙͍̬͙̑͛̄͜s̵̫͓͎͔̫̓̏͊̒̾̐͂̃̉͒͜͠

Hex: Hocus is more of an asshole.

Blaze: w̸̧̘̭̖̪͎̫̩̮̪̦͉͐͑͑͆͊̀͊̀̄̃̔̍̕̕͘h̴̡͈̠̯̭̞̫̲͖̫̫̀͌͆̂̄̆͊̉́̍̿̊͐ͅo̸̻͎͕̼͇̭͋͊̃̎̀̕͜m̸̯͖̮̳̬̒̅͘̚s̷̙̳͉̦̫̦̻̼̻̥͚̣̗̊̓̂̂̈́̓̆̓̆̕͠ṭ̴̣͙̞̤̠͕̲͌̏͌̉̇̈́̂͗̔̂'̷̢̻̙̞̜͙̞̤̼̠͍̬̄̿͛͑̀d̶̛͎̦'̶̡̦͚͙͙̥̝̮͎͈̊̌̀̏̈́̍̍̆̀̊̽͘͝v̵̘̙̩̈́ę̷̮͍̹̻̬̯̙̫̬̼̪̃͂̍̈́̕ͅͅ'̷͎͔̱̝̇́̚l̷̩͉͕̙̺͔̫̝̤̟̟̰̒ÿ̷͚̂̌̈̔̇̾͒̚͝͝'̵̠͚̲̖͍̤̃͂̓̿̓̐͑̋̅̔̄̍͊͝y̶̢̨͉̤͓̙̜͎͒͐̋̉̌̆̔͘a̴̙͎͉̗̘̲͉̰̖̗̘͓̝̓̎͋͗͜͝͝i̸̱̅̔ņ̴͈̖̹͓͇̥̃̈́͑͒̇̃̊͋͑͑͝t̷̼́̔͋͋̃̊̏̏̐̈̚͘͝'̷̙̩̭̝̥̩̭̜͕̳́̎͝ͅn̴̻̠̓͛̊̀̇͌̂̕͘͘͠t̸̢̨̤̟̪̘̙̻̠̹̼͛͘͜'̸̛͚̈́̈́̅͋̓͗̽͂͋̔é̶̛̟̰̲͉̉͊͊͒̅͑͐̍͐̐͛͘͜d̸̨̜͉͓̫̯͇̉̏̌̅͛̎͐͌͑̒̀͗̉͊͠'̶̨̜͈̻͚͉̖̻̭͎̗͈͛̄͗̒i̶̠̐e̵̼͎̲̜͔̿̇̈͛͋̇̿́̾͐͝ş̵̲̲̱̤͐̌̅͋̃̊́͑͠'̴͔̑̈́̉̾͊̇̍̚͝͠s̵̢͍̺͎͓̥͇͚̱̮̠̲̙͓͓̒̍̅͂'̵̡̨̨̭̼͚̼̗͈͆͆̀͆̀̌̈y̷̨̛̖̪̫̻͈̟̟̟͎͍̏'̶̨̰͙̝̫̹͙̼̭̂͑͗̉̏̓̌͝ę̵̢̢̩̦͉͙͍̬͙̑͛̄͜s̵̫͓͎͔̫̓̏͊̒̾̐͂̃̉͒͜͠

Oreo: Blaze please stop the glitch noises

Blaze: *screaming*

Rainstorm: MOONE TAKE MY SOUL SO BLAZE SHUTS UP

Lux: we’re all boomers.

Sparky: you know we can change age right?

Lux: that doesn’t change the timeline we were born in.