My Pokémon AU

Me: hi

William: hello

Me: How do you feel about J.J? *lenny*

William: uh, well we just became bf and gf

William: Calm down dude

William: Do you wish to be burned alive?

Me: *runs off at the speed of light*

William: its one of the biggest

Me: Yea...
My brain: I hope she isn't down there... I would hate it if she got hurt.
Me: there. *points to the ship currently charging a heavy antimatter torpedo launcher* strange... it never had weapons before

William: WHat do you need?

Me: I am building something. It's missing a hydraulic folding mechanism.

William: Charizard, do you think you could pentarye it with flame thrower?

Me: I need to get that component. Once I do, the ship will try and escape. Once it's out of the city, we destroy it.

William: Then why come to the pokemon timeline

Me: The specific model was being transported on a ship that recently crashed in this timeline.

William: You sure its in the alola region?

Me: I think so. The delivery tracker says is somewhere here.

William: let’s land on it

Me: Ok.

William: I havent gotten any reports of it

Me: wait... *sees the tracker moving towards a city* oh [redacted]

William: *charizard lands on the ship*

Me: *lands on ship* All right. Let's hurry. *opens hull and removes component*

William: huh that was not hard

Ship: *warms engines*
Me: Ok, time to chase it out of the city.

William: Okay, dragonite use hyperbeam

Ship: *turns around and targets it's HMAT at me*
Me: Oh no...

William: Nope, mew use phsycic to move it out of the way

Ship: *charges HMAT*
Me: I can take it... *activates point defence rocket*

William: *throws pokeball and charizard comes out* Lets go

Me: *gets out a Nanolet* *nanolet transforms into an ISS Corvette*

William: well he is gone

Me: *while existing in the quantum realm* Or am I

William: can I timeline skip to y ou

Me: No

William: *charizard takes off at top speed*

Me: *follows*
My brain: Once I get that system, I can finish the mech...

William: hmm

Me: Ok, iz sowwy... ÓmÒ

William: What mech?
(Yes I know you said that in your mind)

Me: A defence mech. it's going to protect my timeline... if I can finish it.

William: uh ok

Me: *fires the rocket at the torpedo*
Ship: *runs off after torpedo is destroyed*

William: I accept your apology

Me: *leaves quantum realm*

William: Okay, we are coming up on the city your ship is going to

Me: we need to find a way to get the component with out destroying the ship. *looks down* this is a very populated city...

William: what brings you here anyways

Me: I just needed something.

William: well that happened

Me: *chases after ship*