shot jumping

HEY YOU. GET OUTSIDE AND START TRAINING .... NO CHANCE, I HATE SHOT PUT. I LIKE LONG JUMP; IF YOU DON'T THEN I'M NOT BUYING YOU ANY MORE ICE CREAM; FFS. OK. I'LL SHOT PUT THIS CHAIR FOR YOU THEN. NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE YOU DO THE LONG JUMP .... OFF THE CLIFF ....