I swear to god, the dude I was facing kept saying I couldn’t use a “gmax cannon” because he wasn’t facing an Eternamax

Rainstorm: I was in it and had a mental breakdown (not really I forfeited out of boredom)

Oreo: tournaments are overrated, powerful beings can’t enter

Rainstorm: you mean contests right?

Oreo: yeah but I wanted to see Blaze kill everyone in it but she never agreed to itA

https://imgflip.com/i/462ows?nerp=1592945507#com4973239 I pulled an image from the internet to prove I can use the duly a Mac cannon and he flipped out so I forfeited. The entire battle was based on whether I could use it or not if Electro wasn’t in Eternamax form.

Oh my god...

The tournament thing is dumb

You know what’s also dumb? Mobile auto correct.

I know, Eternatus is actually engraved in mine (and a few names of my OCs [Especially Blaze])

It also has bitch engraved in it too

Eterna: Ok let’s annihilate every single building here

Oreo: Rainstorm is just whining, anyway what happened to Astral

Ezlo: he is probably voring planets

Rainstorm: I FOUGHT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT

*Electro’s eyes are glowing red*

“What ever you say.”

*he vaporizes a few more buildings*

*eterna vaporizes a few more buildings by using eternabeam*

*Electro absorbs the city’s electricity, but goes into Eternamax form for the first time in his life. He becomes confused and he doesn’t know who anyone is any more so he just attacks everyone, his eyes are glowing yellow now*

*eterna uncoils and begins flying around the towers*

*Electro strikes Eterna*

Elder: oh boy.

*Elder throws a full heal at Electro.*

*Electros smacks it away think Elder was trying to attack him, he roars and his core begins to glow yellow*

Elder: oh you little electric b**ch...

*Elder grabs Bloo’s pencil and now it starts raining Lum Berries.*

Bloo: what the hell Elder?

*Electro’s core begins to cast a blinding light*

Bloo: can you give it back now?

*Elder, ignoring the law and physics of the pencil, breaks it in half and both of them regenerate.*

Elder: now we don’t have to share this.

Bloo: HOW-

*Electro’s core explodes with blinding light. When everyone recovers, he is back to his normal form but his core has gone black and he had crashed into the ground.*

Elder: oh look, he’s dead now, draw another one.

Kobe: Elder, quit being sarcastic, LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

Rainstorm: well crap, but I’m not panicking because stuff like this happens

*electricity bounces around Electro. His core is giving off a faint red light, just barely visible.*

*Bloo just electrocutes the core.*

*the core changes color again, going to blue. The Eternatus tries to hover in the air but it ends up crashing again. The core has gotten brighter*

Bloo: let me guess, his memory is go-

Elder: I hope not.

“Did any one else just feel like their core exploded? Wait where is Eterna? What happened?.”

*and all of a sudden, Coco slaps the everliving shit out of Electro, something that wasn’t expected since Coco is mostly innocent and happy-go-lucky.*

Coco: y-you stupid snake!! Do you even fxxking know what happened!? All because you had to forfeit, you just ended up destroying a bunch of buildings! And now you’ve nearly killed yourself and now Albin has lost control and is retaliating! I get it, we ALL get pissed when we lose, but THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD GO FULL ON HITLER AND OBLITERATED EVERY-FXXKING-THING YOU SEE.

*and then Bloo sheds a tear.*

Bloo: *sniff* damn... that was a good speech there man..

Elder: you idiotic offspring of an Umbreon and a Gengar.

Kobe: ...how tf does he know about World War 2?

Bloo: uh.... German Duck?

GD: Quack. (Nien.)

Irisan: I never told him that.

*they all stared at Elder.*

Elder: ...shit, he just saw me watching Schindler’s List, didn’t he?

Coco: that’s what that old movie’s called?

Bloo: it’s not actually old but uh.. yes?

Elder: and somehow I didn’t even shed a single tear yet Bloo literally was touched by words.

*and then she gets slapped by Bloo.*

Bloo: YOU MONSTER-

Sparky: and did he just said something about Albin?

Bloo: ...

*Bloo turns around to see a white dragon who was about to fire a laser.*

Bloo: holy sh-

Elder: GOD. *bleep*ING. DAMN IT.

“Sorry about that.”

Elder: *angry microwave noises.*

*Elder shoots the dragon with the pencil and it crashes into another building.*

Elder: there, problem f***ing solved.

Bloo: Ay Coco, give Albin the slap of shame!

Coco: the what-

Bloo: it’s a new power you’ve gotten, it’s more powerful than your hammer so... do that!

Coco: o-okay?

*Coco just walks over to the dragon, who is now a circle demon and just slaps him.*

Albin: ow..

Reddy: Elder probably taught Coco that move-

Elder: I DID NOT-

*he manages to disable his Eternamax form, but it crippled his core so he will never be able to use his dynamax cannon again*

Bloo: Elder, you keep complaining over everything.

Elder: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING.

Coco: you people should’ve seen Albin flying! He was like a bird!

Bloo: wait what?

*Bloo finds a piece of paper that says “I’m going to have to deal with Particle Man.” on it.*

Bloo: huh, neat.

*Electro is already trying to stab out his core*

Coco: again??

Bloo: uh... sir, isn’t that core important to you?

*Electro mumbles about something being to dangerous and unpredictable*

Bloo: what’s he saying?

Albin: Ngh.. Bloo, get over here.

Bloo: okay what-

Albin: so you remember giving Pip a phone or something and taping it onto him? I heard him saying he’s going to touch a weird... whatever.

Bloo: okay not my problemo-

Elder: OH MY F***INH GOD.

thinking* why autocorrect

“RAHH?!”

*it violently swings it’s tail*

Elder: stop!

Bloo: hell naw-

*Electro’s core explodes with blinding light. When everyone recovers, he is back to his normal form but his core has gone black and he had crashed into the ground.*

Hex: I COULD’VE not given up but I lost on purpose.

Elder: at least you learned not to hit a girl..WAIT KOBE CAN YOU NOT BE A GIRL AND STAB YOURSELF!?

*a female edgy goat is stabbing herself repeatedly.*

“No.”

“That’s sexist”

“Who tf cares-“

“Want me to make you a Loli since you’re a girl now?”

“NO-“

*Lux turns the goat back into a male.*

“Oh no not lolis”

“TURN BLAZE INTO ONE”