No good porygon facts

Cool Evil God facts:

Give her to the evil gods

“i’M dRaGgInG hEr StRaIgHt To HeLl!“

Oreo: STRAIGHT THROUGH GALEEM’S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

“yEs!!!“

“GALEEM EAT THIS RETARD”

“No”

“DO IT”

“YE YE!”

“THAT’S ME BOY SPENCER!”

“More like NOT cool porygon facts!”

“Or maybe hot..”

“WTF?”

“tHiS iS bAd!!!!

“/000\ oh no..”

“BAD BAD BAD BAD-“

“NOT AGAIN-“

“rrr... s-stop..”

“S-sorry Hex, he just does this every time.”

“Wait wha-“

“/- - -\ yes Reddy.”

“rEdDy Is WeIrD!!!“

“Why do you talk like that? And why do you bully me ;-;”

“O-oh.. and uh.. Bloo owes me all the knives they have.”

M E ?

“yeah.. You said that... remember??”

*Hex puts on a clip with him and Elder.*

“oKaY sO I’M bOreD so If yOU wIn ThaT TOURNAMENT then... YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL TEH MONEY YOU GOT FROM THERE... but if you lose then I’ll let ya vore Bloo and take the knives so... at least you still get rewarded if ya lose-“

“Wait... vore?”

“Was Elder drunk-“

“Nope.”

S-shet...

Wait why am I replying to myself-

“It doesn’t matter.. what matters is that Elder will still get sued by PETA either way.”

“wait... what!?”

“Yes... you are getting sued!”

“well shit.”

*the logo of PETA bursts through a door.*

“IT’S-A PETA HERE AND WE’VE FOUND OUT YOU’VE BEEN GAMBLING AND DOG FIGHTING AND SHET SO-“

*Hex grabs the PETA logo.*

“You’re ending up like Bloo if you even dare. =)”

“Hold up where is Bloo and Melon?”

“It’s obvious”

*Hex opens his mouth.*

“OH SHET- IT’S LARGER THAN A PITBULL’S.”

“never seen Hex do that when he’s the color of piss-“

“You’re joining them Lux.”

“Oh my god”

“Do you guys need help?”

“Yes”

*nom*

“Mmm..”

“oh no, my twin with no gender is next.”

*he just glares at Bloo.*

Oh shet.

“=)”

OH SHET.

“NOOOOOOOO”

“Well at least you don’t know what it’s like to be dipped in salsa”

*Akira gets dipped in salsa and is eaten by Blaze*

*Bloo has the face of betrayal as Hex was about to eat them.*

why Elder-Chan, why..

“you know what? Hex don’t eat them.”

“That.. was in the deal.”

“Well it’s not a deal anymore.”

*Elder burns the contract.*

“Now drop Bloo.”

“Can I go now”

“BLAZE AND HEX, SPIT THEM OUT”

“Are you dumb to think PETA actually saves animals? Now it became bullshit.”

“You mean Melon will be shit soon”

ooooooooooof