HAHAHHAHAHA

*lenny face.*

Elder: don’t even thinking about it Bloo.

*makes the no no hand gesture.*

Elder: oh my god...

Melon: well you can do anything so Bloo is allowed to do anything

Oreo: pray that reddy doesn’t come here

Sunstorm: Melon you just broke the fourth wall

*Melon smashes a wall with a hammer*

Melon: well now I did

Reddy: you called?

Turk: please no dirty stuff..

Reddy: TOO LATE-

Oreo: F**K F**K F**K

Sunstorm: I should not be saying this but... make Galeem gay now

Galeem Kirby: NO YOU ASSHOLE

Akira: imma keep track of how many times Blaze vores something

Mixmellow:wait, a role-play with no rules? How will that work?

Elder: With no rules... this means...

Hex: OwO

Elder: DON’T YOU DARE.

Coco: what’s so scary about that?-

Elder: YOU’LL KNOW WHEN YOU’RE OLDER COCO.

Sunstorm: HEX SCREW LOGAN

*and then a pair of purple arms grabs Logan and there was an anthropomorphic hexagon with a pink... oh no.*

Galeem: wtf and he got what he deserved

Akira: 12869420 people vored by Blaze this week

Blaze: why are you keeping track

Akira: pure boredom

Markus:i’m gonna kill myself

Cro:you say that every day wtf

Reddy: I brought the sacrifice.

*he has a masked goat with a hoodie with him.*

Lux: huh.. that’s the same sacrifice when we were trying to “open the door” for you, in other words, summoning you via ritual... wait ARE YOU GOING TO SHIP THAT KID WITH MARKUS!?

Kobe: I would join you but I don’t want a fanfic of us doing it in hell.

Markus: just kill me first
Jake: no

Reddy: looks like Markus will die from too much you know what once he and Jake join Logan-

Lux: THERE WILL BE NO POPSTARAN AND HEXAGON **** WHEN I’M AROUND, NOT EVEN GOAT MATING SEASON.

Turk: you literally did it with Spar-

Lux: THAT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE WE’RE NOT MINORS.

Astral: i will eat you all

Reddy: okay then, don’t complain when you get stomach problems due to people doing it in your stomach-

*he gets grabbed by Kobe and gets vored.*

Sparky: well that’ll hold em!

Jake: i hope reddy f**ks the intestnes

*insert Reddy speaking telepathically outside of his stomach.*

Reddy: I JUST HOPE JAKE PAUL GETS THE BIRDS FROM HEX-

Lux: great, I’m being reminded of the time that I accidentally caught the goat child with no clothes, in a bed.

Blaze: ok

Blaze: ME FIRST

Akira: *Scribbling on paper* well I cant count this far

Oreo: make a new one for Galeem

Akira: SHIT

jake: wtf

Blaze: ha

*Galeem Kirby eats jake*

Akira: OH MY F**KING GOD

Anti luno: u mad

*Galeem eats anti luno*

Akira: STOP

Galeem: nah, I don’t really feel like it

*anti bloxky 🅱️unches galeem kirby*

*Blaze just eats Galeem Kirby*

Oreo: didn’t think she would do that

Logan: can I have some help...

Akira: suffer bitch

Lux: and then... we were just staring at each other, and he had this embarrassing look on his face and his hands were tou-

Kobe: no one needs to know this, Green Luno.

*Blaze vores everyone in the Eldtritch form*

Oreo: oh my god

Lux: HOW DO WE CLIMB OUT THERE-

Akira: Fly

Blaze: NO YOU WONT

Oreo: let’s just die

Akira: no Oreo

Lux: damn it.. I forgot I can fly.

*he turns into a goat and carries Kobe.*

Akira: you probably won’t make it out

Bloo: So we’re gonna die right?

Oreo: yes

Akira: we probably have to: a, climb out, b, die

Galeem: I like the dying option

Kobe: ngh..

Reddy: what’s-a matter Bucky?

Oreo: I hate gods

Melon: how many are here anyway

Oreo: *points gun at herself*

*his leg was shaking.*

Kobe: sh!t.. this is the wrong time.

Bloo: at least I have my blindfold-

Albin: so.. now that goat is feeling my pain.

Oreo: is that pain knowing you won’t get revived?

Melon: sexual pain probably

Galeem Kirby: probably the red murder hornet

Reddy: dear god no.

Turk: are you feeling it now?

Reddy: yes, I feel that triangle’s pain...

Lux: kid, just... do that somewhere else.

Blaze: CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT UP

Oreo: you were the one who ate us so it’s your fault

Melon: straight up melts

Akira: have fun dying mortals

Oreo: at least I ain’t a fruit

*Reddy manages to teleport out of the goat’s stomach.*

Reddy: HA-

Lux: you idiot, why do you keep forgetting you can teleport!?

Oreo: you can’t teleport out of this one

Akira: Melon has been digested

Oreo: GOOD

Akira: wow...

Albin: why not we just wait... to get shitted out?

*Oreo tosses Albin a phone*

Oreo: read what’s on the screen

Albin: Uh...

Oreo: WHO WAS WATCHING PORNHUB

Galeem: me...

Akira: Blaze just absorbs anything she digests, so we can’t get shitted out

Melon: you do whatever you want, even if it is NSFW

Oreo: SHIT SHIT SHIT

I’m just having fun reading this

It’s meant to be chaos

Bloo made it NSFW though (and some of us are carrying it on lol)

Ight: time for me to join

Emerald: I don’t know what the f**k is going on and I don’t want to know.

Shadow (1): I don’t either but I’m kind of hungry.

(1 for shadow is his dragon form, 2 is for his vampire form)

Melon: You can eat someone alive here

Oreo: NOOOOOOOOO

Shadow (1): I’m not that guy but ok. *literally eats Melon*

Oreo: congratulations, I am gonna kill myself

Akira: let me join you

*Shadow (1) pulls something out from behind his back*

Shadow (1): I forgot I had this.

*it was a watermelon, he then spits Melon out and eats the entire watermelon*

*Emerald facepalms*

Emerald: why are you so forgetful?

Melon: oh my god I don’t want to be eaten again

Oreo: *points at the evil gods* REALLY YOU DUMBASS

Emerald: so... uh... what’s going on over there?

Shadow (1): I’m gonna go over there and find out.