Dharkon Kirby: can I say that Eldtritch astral and Blaze together would make a great couple

Galeem Kirby: NO

Blaze: I am now gonna kill myself

“Octa and Cryo is a better ship than that-“

*Lux gets slapped by Octa.*

“THAT’S MY SISTER YOU’RE SHIPPING ME WITH.”

*Galeem Kirby starts playing the banjo*

“Wtf

“SWEET HOME ALABAMA”

“Shut up”

“/Q\ Chill Octa..”

*ba dum tss-*

“Can you NOT play the drums at this time?”

“[- -] ... no.”

*Blaze just leaves, then Akira comes in*

“What did you do”

“Mr edgelord made the worst ship, the one with me and her is clearly superior”

“She hates you, you bitch”

“Oh my god-“

“TBH I think Hex x Astral makes more sense..”

“WHAT ABOUT HEX X SPECTRA-“

“can you not?”

“Another reasonable one is Dharkon and not existing”

“It’s actually you and that”

“Blaze x no one”

*Logan comes in*

“Blaze x Oreo”

“NO”

“Oreo x Eminem.”

“Why???”

“Because, isn’t Eminem like... M&Ms?”

“/- - -\ idiot.”

“Oreo x dying painfully”

“Yes”

“NO, LOGAN X DYING PAINFULLY”

“and that too”

Luno:Logan x jake
Jake: i’m gonna end myself

“Luno x Lux.”

*Insert Dorito slap.*

“YOU LITTLE SH-“

“wait, what makes Lux and Luno related anyway??”

Logan: YAY

Blaze: Logan x Galeem because they are the worst things to exist

Akira: just a normal day of yelling