I'M REALLY OFFENDED THAT X OFFENDS YOU; X CAN REALLY OFFEND PEOPLE, WE SHOULD CHANGE IT; I'M SO OFFENDED BY HOW OFFENDED YOU ARE THAT YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ME BEING OFFENDED BY YOU BEING OFFENDED; I'M SO OFFENDED THAT YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ME SAYING X OFFENDS PEOPLE; I'M SO OFFENDED THAT I AM GOING TO COMPARE YOU TO FASCISTS AND NAZIS; I'M SO OFFENDED THAT I AM GOING TO COMPARE YOU TO FASCISTS AND NAZIS