“Yarr... so ya want a ship, eh?”
“Please put them in a pirate ship and send them off to space, or just put them in a box-“
“Hehe.. not like that buckaroo, say.. I wonder who should these lackeys be shipped with?”
*Lux and Sparky just stare at each other.*
“/Ō\ mhm.”
“/000\ oh... uh... I-I don’t know.. I hope it’s not me-“
“/+\ DAMN RIGHT IT IS BOI.”
“[ÒÓ] SAME GOES FOR YOU TOO RED!”
“M-ME!?”
“YE!!”
“H-HEY LISTEN.. IT’S FINE IF IT’S IN A PLATONIC WAY BUT... OH NO NO NO-“
“Hey Sparky! Make a fanfic and post it on WattPad!”
“OKAY NO- I’M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME.”