Squidward

you got that right, especially this one

Hey! Only I get to make fun of myself!

man you know im just joking

So uh, now that we're past that. How was your day?

pretty boring

Same

I don't know you. And from what I heard, only yourself and friends can make fun of you.

*Memes

frick the English language.
the rules don't make sense!

Yes they do

not all of them

you think normal English is Bad? wait till you see the Britishs' English, it's f**king retarded