The image isint really related but I like Souma so have it anyways.

Um...
Dating simulator? Is that a thing?

Yeah, dating sim games.

Seems legit.

Im not saying I play them-

because I dont play them....that often-

...

Im kidding, I dont play dating sims!

Alright, maybe I played one just ONE time, but it was on accident!

Okay, fair enough.

I thought it was a puzzle game, but then it just flopped on me and made it a dating sim only game

Again, seems legit.

The second game, alright, MAYBE I knew what I was getting into, but it was very historically accurate, so I did it for the educational value!

Educational value? Really?

"I only watched that hentai because it was very anatomically accurate, so I did it for the educational value"

It was historically acurate!

How?

It took place in 1800's japan, and it was showing all the revolutions and rebelilions going on at that time, and it was very historically acurate

So, let me guess. War? But you date?

Yeah. You date the mebers of the shinsengumi, which is like a military but its not run by the government.

Ah. Okay. Tell me more.

And, each of the dateable guys is based off of a real life member of the shinsengumi. Its very acurate, and you see actual rebellions take place, and all the stuff happen in real time, so its like seeing it from the POV of someone living during that time.

I’m not going to argue about that. It’s history.

CHEEZ YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR UP

nO-

YES OR SOUMA WILL PUNISH YOU

HES SUCH A DERP

AND KINDA USELESS

BUT IF YOU GIVE HIM A MISSION BY GOD HE WILL DO IT, EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM

SO

SO WHAT

SO?!

WHY ARE YOU SAYING SO?!

Oh um

Didn't you say you had trouble choosing?

Yeah?

HMMMm

Idk it's just that

Dumbish guys are cute

The hot guy is dumb in his own way

like, in a strategic way, he is smart. Not very smart, but he has good ideas and stuff

but the derp cant even fight

HMMM

He's doing his best

(Damn otome games make it hard as hell to pick best boi-)

Yes, he is doing his best. In this one scene, the protagonist is about to be kidnapped, and Souma was in charge of protecting her, and he got his ass handed to him.

Really bad.

He was covered and coughing up blood.

And so the dude trying to kidnap her was like, "Oh wow how pathetic lets go now"

Souma got up and just used himself as a human shield and was like

"No! I wont allow you to take or harm Yukimura-senpai in any way! I was tasked to protect him, (he had to pretend to be a boy becuase a girl living in a compund with men would be too s c a n d o l u s) and I wont let you harm him!"

So what now?

What do you mean what now?

Who are you going to pick?

Im not sure

That's just

Ouch

(So is she FLAT)

Yes but good boyo

(let me check real quick, but I think she uses a binder)

Good boyo is trying his best

*smiles* you want some good news and some neutral news?

So is the choice between soft boi and hot dude?

I-I guess so, yeah.

But hot dude also has a soft spot.

Yes

I tried to look it up but I couldnt find a bust size for her.

Like I said, I think binder

HMMMM

YEAHHHHHHH

So who do I chose

the silent hot one or the loyal derp

Hm

Hm

I dunno who's cuter

I dunno either.

I think Souma is more twink and Saito is more twonk

Okay so

The hot cool guy might attract a lot of ladies

BUT

The loyal derp will always stay loyal, no matter how many other ladies come to him

The hot guy is actually very loyal. To everything. He has a very high moral code and standards.

The loyal derp is still loyal tho.

But he might die in combat-