detention

Now, behold! I shall annoy all of yall's to death with my off key singing.

please make him do hw

But
I want to sing

you can do both!

Really~!? Yay! But I gotta go IRL for lunch really quick. See ya guys after some episodes of Gunsmoke~!

oooooooh

Sure

Catalogs fillin' up the mailbox
Home shopping on the cable box
And www dot com
Oh, there's no escape
Delivery truck coming up ?round the bend
Beep beep beep, just backing in
Sign here and here and here again
?Cause it's no money down, no payments till
Your whole place is cram packed, filled with
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff
It's getting late, but it's alright
The get it all mart opened up all night
You can catch it all with a quick swipe
It's easier everyday
SUV's and mini vans
Parading ?round in caravans
Toting off more than their tires can stand
?Cause it's no money down, no payments till
Every square inch of the whole world's filled with
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff
Drag it in, pack it in
The man with the most
He just wins more stuff
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff

I'm going out of my mind these days
Like I'm walking round in a haze
Can't think straight, can't concentrate
I need a shave
I go to work and I look tired
The boss says son you're gonna get fired
This ain't your style
And behind my coffee cup
I just smile

What a beautiful mess! what a beautiful mess I'm iiiin~!
Spending all my time with you
There's nothing that I'd rather do,
What a sweet addiction that I'm caught up innnnn~!
I can't get enough
Cant stop this hunger for your love,
What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I'm in
Ahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhahaha~

This morning I put salt in my coffee
I put my shoes on the wrong feet
Im Losing my mind I swear
it might be the death of me
But I don't care

What a beautiful mess~! what a beautiful mess I'm innnnn~!
Spending all my time with you
There's nothing that I'd rather do
What a sweet addiction that I'm caught up innnnnn~!
Cuz I can't get enough
Cant stop this hunger for your love

What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I'm in

Ahhhhhhhahhhhahhhhhahahahahhhh~

Is it your eyes, is it your smile
All I know is that you're driving me wild~!

What a beautiful mess,~! what a beautiful mess I'm in~!
Spending all my time with you
There's nothing that I'd rather dooooo~!
What a sweet addiction that I'm caught up in

Cuz I can't get enough
Or stop this hunger for your love
(what a beautful, what a beautiful)

What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I'm in

What a beautiful mess~! what a beautiful mess I'm innnnn~!
Spending all my time with you
There's nothing that I'd rather do
What a sweet addiction that I'm caught up innnnnn~!
Cuz I can't get enough
Cant stop this hunger for your love

What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I'm in

Im gonna beat the Sh*t outta you

She's so

kissable,
huggable,
Lovable,
unbelievable~!
She's a mouthful of anything and
Everything a man could want

She ain't typical, she's
Unpredictable,
she's available,
It's a miracle~!

How my heart stumbled into
Someone so kissable, huggable, Lovable,
unbelievable~!

Up 'til now my life has been
So lonely
(and boring)

I never thought I would find
Someone so

Elegant,
intelligent,

heaven sent,

All my money spent
I put a big down payment on that Itty bitty diamond ring
She's so beautiful,
It's indisputable,
it's undeniable,
She's got-to-havable~!
She's music to my ears,
Makes my heart sing, so kissable,
Huggable, lovable,
unbelievable~!

There's so many things
I want to tell her
Like I love her
But every time I talk
I start to st-st-st-stutter~!

She's so elegant, intelligent,
Heaven sent,
all my money spent
I put a big down payment on that
Itty bitty diamond ring
She's beautiful,
It's indisputable, it's undeniable,
She's got-to-havable
She's music to my ears,
Makes my heart sing, so kissable,
Huggable, lovable, unbelievable
Kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable (x2)

Do you love me?
Do you wanna be my friend?
And if you do,
Then dont be afraid to take me by the hand,
If you want to,
I think this is how love goes,
Check yes or no!!!

I am the cool teacher that actually makes good memes

Mhm, sure

Lol, jk

YO. BRO. NO.

Yes

aaaaanyways; have you been doing your work?

What work

the work your teachers give you

Nope

bruh

*flicks middle finger*

*unsees it*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'VE GOT BRAIN BLEACH AT THIS SCHOOL

YAY!

Ok then
*turns into Ghost Rider and burns door*

they're flameproof and freezeproof. sorry not sorry

What about the roof?

same with the roof. and the windows. and the floor. and everything in the class.

the locks are based on fingerprints too, so dont even think about picking them. YOU CAN'T

You wont take action?

i am. see how you're currently locked in the detention class?
*locks door before you can get out*
*runs away with key*

nah I'm good

However, i still have 200 aces up my sleeves
*flames grow hungry*

lol what

this is an invincible classroom sorry

This
*disappears in shadows*

too bad there aren't any. there are no corners, and the wall has lightbulbs covering every inch

I punched a teacher

cool

good for you

*is 200 miles away*

*calls your mother*
*brings you back here and puts you in this room*

Ha

nu

Nvm you simpleton

BRO

Fine
*snaps and disappears*

YOU CANT DO THAT

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT

THE DETENTION PLACE IS LIKE THAT JAIL CELL AT S.T.A.R. LABS IN THE FLASH
YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POWERS

Yeh <3

what?

You do know im not the flash

i do
im talking about in the series

YEH

NU >:3

I CANT be stopped by puny stuff like that

Hey

Yeh

nu

Ha

NUUU

not yet.

I am a teacher though :/

ye