Week 1 of cooking lessons with Jason did not go well

Baby's reaction is perfect-

lol

don't worry, Jake's tears of joy put out the fire lol

Well that's good, as long as they won't die unless YOU decide to kill em off.

Lol

*shrugs* oh well-

J.J: aww. poor pancakes.
Original: :(
Mongolia: *grabs keyboard out of nowhere and presses F*

Original: R.I.P pancakes

Original: we shall grief over the pancakes

All the AU’s of me: F

all AU's of me say: F

Original: I shall set up a funeral

Original: okie dokie smokey.

Original: hmmm

J.J: dont say "okie dokie smokey" makes you sound like a 2 yr old.
Original: :(

Jack: fineee
William: hmph

Ashley: thank you.
Original: hehehe. I SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY!

William: jack, harm her but keep her alive

Original: NOPE! BAI! *timeline skips to wedding*

The rest of the AU’s: *also timeline skips*

Original: now that’s a lot of damage

William: aww man

Original: FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT. *opens hole in floor for timeline skiping and sends her to Battle Cats* HAHAHA!!!

Original: dafuq

Original: BAI J.J!!!

William: heyyy, why did you do that

Original: well i did it for 2 reasons. 1 she called me a 2 yr old and 2. you like her, and she likes you. suprised you arent bf gf yet. *lenny*

William: jack, you can kill her

Original: welp. time for me to go.
Ashley: dont kill her man.

If that was me i would of burn down 2 houses....

Lol

Ok what the F U C K is this and how the hell did this happen. I now (for the first time ever) believe that you should be hospitalized.

:/

E

Hi can I be adopted please

I don't adopt =<=

Ok.....

Sorry, try someone else

Lol

All AU's Of me: F to pay respects to the pancakes

Jack: Can we stop, I want to fight jason because he said he is soooo strong
Original: Can you not kill anyone for 5 minutes
Jack: SUre Im Insane, whats your point?

Jason: I would fight but I dont wanna be stuck to a couch for hours
Mangle: to clarify, the last time he fought outside of the school arena for no reason, I hogtied him and left him watching peppa pig
Jason: I see the theme song in my night mares

Jack: I can gladly kill her if you want
Original: *facepalms*

Jason: do it and I høłđ ńœ məŕçý

Original: Jack, stop suggesting killing people
Jack: No

Boris: how about we s t o p

Jack: aww, I wanted to fight

Bendy: aw it was just getting good

Original: How about this, they do fight each other

Jason: You have to be registered to fight, and it's annoyingly hard to get in

Jack: okay, can’t wait to do this

All: she always knows.

Original: *opens a timeline rift all around us* we are safe from anyone outside

Bendy: unfortunately, Mangle won't allow it..
Alice: Bendy get back in here and clean up your toast!
Bendy: nEVER!-

Original: How about we keep magle from knowing about it, I have atrick or two up my sleeves

All: Mangle a l w a y s knows

Original: what if we went into your school

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