Oh yeah, the 15 minute stand-up routine of him insecurely desperately unloading every excuse in the book about this at the Phantom Rally was not the least bit embarrassing, was it? His poor fragile brittle self-esteem! And you call US snowflakes! HAHAHAHA!!!
"It was sunspots! Little gremlins were hanging on my arms, weighing me down. You all saw it! The humidity was high! I had burritos for lunch! Obama was sending mind waves at me and my foil hat was on AF1!" ROFL!!!