class!

the annoying one

mine is people (im a demon) heh heh heh

aka tasmanian devil because demons arent real

I eat 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆𝕌𝕃𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀ℕℕ𝕆ℂ𝔼ℕ𝕋

You reminded me of an inside joke with my algebra teacher.

I also made an inside joke with myself

Do you want to make it an inside joke with me?

Check your gmail

interesting

I think Im kinda like, on the topish, because no one really bothers me. I might knock a few lesser users back in their place though.

um ok. i mean what do u eat

Oh, I eat food.

*sigh* What do u eat as food

*giggles* I know, I know, I was just messing with you. I guess I eat some of the users looking to pick fights (not really trolls from what Ive seen), or anyone who messes with a user I consider a friend.

these kids

Yes

oh nothing not gossip hehehehehhehe

Oooh gossip? Tell me tell me tell me-

ok

send it after

okay, I posted it.

um- no

Aw

techers only srry

I'm a teacher! (I just got hired today. I teach bio and human anatomy)

oh then yes especially. i teach ecology. so this kid earlier was making a joke on me and said he ate food. LIKE THATS WHAT EVERYONE EATS. so i said what do u eat as food. then he laughs and says ik ik just messing with u. then he says some of the users looking to pick fights. like what. some students are not the smartest. am i right?

Hm, yes, some students are really dumb. I should know, because my IQ is in the negatives.

wait that wa- oh shoot, i didnt mean it like that i thought u were someone else uuum. dont - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs away like he does from his problems*

Pfft, ey ey! No need to worry. If you were really trying to insult me, I know you wouldve been more blunt about it. Come back!

oh ok

*laughs* Dont worry about it, Im not really an uptight person. Im also a girl, by the way. So anyways, what's ecology?

uuum. its a part of biology about the interactions between all organisms on earth

Oh, cool. So does that mean we're kinda like co-workers? Since I teach anatomy and the basics of bio? Oh, we can probably teach the main bio class together, if you want.

lets do that yeah

Hey, cool! You want to make an image for it now?

sure just one sec

ok lets do it!

Okay! I'll make the image!

r/suicidebywords

r/technicallythetruth

:3

I am rick roll so I eat kids and idiots

btw have you seen this awesome game? https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/404484521/

great. everyone should look at that

I eat anger, trolls, and spambots

must be hard to swallow

It is

I prefer to eat emotions over the other two

Im at the top most deadly, i have killed Hades like 4 times

*runs out of classroom*

Good

Guess I'll sing my song to myself 'en.

Catalogs fillin' up the mailbox
Home shopping on the cable box
And www dot com
Oh, there's no escape
Delivery truck coming up ?round the bend
Beep beep beep, just backing in
Sign here and here and here again
?Cause it's no money down, no payments till
Your whole place is cram packed, filled with
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff
It's getting late, but it's alright
The get it all mart opened up all night
You can catch it all with a quick swipe
It's easier everyday
SUV's and mini vans
Parading ?round in caravans
Toting off more than their tires can stand
?Cause it's no money down, no payments till
Every square inch of the whole world's filled with
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff
Drag it in, pack it in
The man with the most
He just wins more stuff
Stuff, stuff, stack it on, stack it on up
Stuff, never gonna ever get enough stuff
Oh it's treasure till it's mine, then it ain't worth a dime
It's stuff, oh, spreading like weeds
Dragging me under in an endless sea of stuff
Stuff there ain't no end
Got to get a bigger place, so I can move in
More stuff

I am 10000000x stronger than you

Im about 10000x times stronger than what you just said

Magik

Magik

Yea

Try me

*grabs my kusarigama* Alright then.

*waves and her Kusarigama melts to ashes* sure

How can something melt to ashes

Typo

Bro if hades was killed, he'd go to the Kebros, never to be seen again. You can't kill hades 4 times.

Ya got it.

Yerp

He's the kid thats too edgy to know the facts

Yeah, or just to arrogant

Yes i can

E-eh, thats not part of the song-
are you asking a genuine question?

Yes

Oh well
We're singing.
Cuz its fun.

Not really

No, you can't. You cant just make up a character that goes and killes hades. What's your motivation? Plus, you cant change the course of space, and time just to kill hades

Yes i can, you forget how powerful i am

You forget that if you die, you answer to him, not the other way around

It is the other way around

Behave 'r else I'll annoy ya to death with my country songs.

I listen to country everyday smart one

Oh really?
Then lets sing together.

I bet you've never heard ol' Marshal Dillon say

What

Come on, sing with me, this is a classic.

Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of runnin' away?

Ah, i shouldve been a cowboy?

*finger guns* Ey, ya got it! You know Marshal Dillion and Miss Kitty are Gunsmoke characters, riiiight?

Anyways

Settlin' down, would you marry me

Its been awhile since i last heard it

and then berate you for not knowing Gunsmoke.

Heh

I just wanna sip 'til the pain wears off

Pour me, pour me another round

Line 'em up and knock 'em down

Two more lets go

'Cause I ain't ever hurt like this before

What are we doing with our lives?

The song or the show? And well alright, heres a new one.

Catalogs fillin' up the mailbox

Dunno

Pour me,
Pour me another drink...

*tosses you a bottle gin*

Its Stuff by Diamond Rio.
Come on, sing it with me

Home shopping on the cable box

__________

Cause I don't wanna feel a thing

No more hell naw

NoPe