(yeah you just start at 9, it ain't much special
*ahem* we are gathered here today as one because of the magic of memes. Let’s begin the vows:
(Yeah I guess I say stuff here then she says stuff)
Captain_Scar: do you take this woman to be your truthfully wedded wife? Will you be bonded with her through Imgflip forever and ever?
(I might say yes but maybe no, dunno we'll see whatever I want)
Pirate_melon: do you take this man to be linked to you forever through imgflip as your truthfully wedded husband? Will you love him forever and ever?
(She'll probly say yes but she might also say no. Might be)
Now, through the power of memes, I pronounce you to be imgflip husband and imgflip wife!
YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDE!!!
(yeah then we go to the party or whatevs)