J.J: um. why are you dark in the first place?

Me: They're evil

J.J: oh. what are their names?

Me: Mapleshade,Snowtuft,Thistleclaw,Tigerstar, Brokenstar,Maggottail,Hawkfrost,Appledusk,Antpelt...

J.J: ive heard of Tigerstar and didnt Hawkfrost do an ask and dare?

Me:Yup
Dark forest cats: Hello...

Me(O) halo!
J.J: about time u got here original!

Someone wants to fight, can't blame that person, they are the dark forest, let's gooo!

Willow: hello..

Me: Umm... hi...

All: *growly* hello

Me: I'm just passing though here...

Mapleshade: That's what they all say

Me: *readys pulse cannon and warp drive* I mean you no harm. Let me through, and nobody gets hurt.

All: Very well...just leave our forest alone

Me: Alright. *continues walking through the forest*

All: *watches*

Me: *in alien language* Hope I find the crash site soon... then I can get that Dreadnaught back into the sky.

Me: do we need to rebuild the dreadnaught, make some modifications?

Star: I'm gonna follow him! *follows*

Me: Trust Me kid, you don't want to go where I'm going...

Me: *pulls out unviversal translator* what dreadnaught?

Me: Uh.... *sweating bullets*

Star: I'm not a kit!! (Dispite size she's lethal)

Me: Ugh... fine, you can come with....

Star: *follows stealthily*

Me: *scans entire area* Nothing... just as I thought...

Star: You're lying tell me

Me: Okay, I can see if my original has one, we are both inventors and He might have one

Me: I can help you rebuild it if it needs to

Me: it's a very strong ship. All I need are new Titan Drives. Trust me, they are very hard to obtain.

Me: Okay, want me to help you find it?

Me: *sigh* the only things I have are a warp drive and a pulse cannon. So I'll need all the help I can get

Me: well Im following you, I dont trust you, that translator does not fail

Me: *eye quickly glows red*

Star: Something wrong?

Me: n..no

Me: *getting sucspicous* Hm?

Me: There is no dreadnaught. A gunship like it doesn't exist...

Me: *left eye also glows red* Answer my question!

Me: FINE! *rolls out blueprints* This is the dreadnaught I've been after... One of the most powerful gunships ever created. Imagine every army you can. This ship can wipe them out very quickly. I have to find it before The Empire does. If I can get my hands on it, I'll be able to wipe out The Empire completely.

Me (pokemon): hello there

All: *growly* Hello

Me: Someones grumpy

Me (O): They're evil

Me: Great, villians

Me (O): Just don't get on their nerves
All: Yeah so!?

Me: thats sad, I love getting on evil peoples nerves

All: Wish you would! (Sarcastic)
Me: I wouldn't
(I'm also using my OC Star!)
Star: Yeah I wouldn't get on their nerves! Especially my mentors

Me: Ah yes sarcasam, you need to work on that a lot tiny cats

Thistleclaw: Me!
Star: Very well! *crouches waiting for him to make the first move*

Me: hmmm

Star: *leaps into air to land on his back*
Snowtuft: *Unsheaths claws *

Me: Hmmmm

Star: *Digs claws into fur and splashes deep into flanks*

Me: Hmmmmm

Snowtuft: *howls in pain*

Me: Not bad

Star: Not you!
Snowtuft: Come on then fight me! *Hope's twoleg doesn't ask about scar*

Me: *watching and doesent ask*

Star: Oh you haven't seen anything yet!! *wraps paws aroused throat and dogs claws into it*

Me: who whoa whoa, thats a little extream

Star: *looks up* He's already dead...I've done it before!
Snotuft: *chokes* S-she has!

Me: okay den

Star: *rakes claws across throat*
Snowtuft: *falls over limply*

Me: brutal

Star: *leaps off* He'll get up five him a minute!
Snowtuft: *breathes raggedly*

Me: ok

Star: *Unsheathes claws and crouches* Who's first?

Me: I dont advise you to fight me

Star: *nudges snowtuft*
Snowtuft: *shakily gets to paws* Great job!

Me: phew

Star: *looks around prodly*
Snowtuft: She's got talent

Me: your not wrong

Star: Who's next?

Me: idk

Star: Its fighting!

Me: I see

Thistleclaw: *leaps into the air and dogs claws into fur and makes deep slashes*
Star: *hisses and wriggles under his weight*

Star: You should watch me train!!

Me: should I?

Star: *wriggles out from underneath Thistleclaw and slashes face*
Thistleclaw: *hisses in pain*

Me: hmm

Star: *dices under belly and rips open*
Thistleclaw: *blood gushes and he collapses*

(I gtg)

Star: *Admires studded collar*
Others: Hmm what?

Me: Nevermind

(Bai)

Star: I'm technically part of them...They're training me!

Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Star: I'm great at it!
Tigerstar: Words dont fight our battles!
Others: Claws and teeth do!

Me: I wasent talking to you, I was talking to these puny so called villians