I GOT HIM TO BREAK!!

Well this is certainly big news

Don’t seem so swell.

I'm happy, shocked, relieved, & scared at the same time

i’m scared

Yeah, you’ll overcome.

OVERCOME?! NOBODY EVER VISITS MY WATTPAD PROFILE ANYMORE! LITERALY ONLY 3 PEOPLE EVEN ACTUALLY GO ON MINE ON HERE!

I’ll make a Wattpad account even though I hate those x Reader fanfics, mkay?

whats your account

...

Way to go.

?

Same.

Why did she delete her account?

Reasons.

Do you know the reasons?

Yes.

Long story...

bullying

YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!! :D

lol you sounded like me in these situations

Lol

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Bruh this was 4 days ago

way to stalk my profile XD

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lol wot

I will tell someone to post on rareinsults

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Heh

wait you are??? LOL!

I'm everywhere

oh good for you, youre stalking everyone now, arent you now

*laughs in Lycan_memes*

wot lol

Lycan follows me everywhere *glares at lycan*

XD

What was that for

read the other convo please

Ok why

When did I say that

You didn't have to.

No seriously why is everyone obsessed now

cuzhessocuteandhesthebestandsomuchmoreyouknowihopeyouknowcuzhessocute :D

Yes

HOW?!??!? ITS DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

Lol

Olo

Good job not dying. And yes I do

:D what is it??? I got wattpad a few days ago.

Ye :3

:D :3

*defended by the power of smol bean*

NUUUUUUUUUUUU

*smolest lizard starts to give you a lizard hug*

No that is m i n e

dear theodosia what can i saaaaaayy to you
you have my eyes you have your mothers name when you came into the world you criiiied and it broke my heart

i've dedicated every daaaay to you
domestic life was never quite my style
when you smiiiiiiiiiile
you knock me out i fall apart and i thought i was so smart

you'll come of age with our young nation
we'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you
if we laaaay a strong enough foundation
we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
and you'll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaaay
yeah youll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaay

o philip, when you smile i am undone
my son
look at myyyy son
pride is not the word i'm looking for
there is so much more inside me now
oh Philip, you outshine the morning sun
my son
when you smiiiiile, I fall apart and I thought I was so smart
my father wasn't around (my father wasn't arooound)
I promise that I'll be aroooound for youuuuu
i'll do whatever it taaakes
i'll make a million mistakes
i'll make the world safe and souuuund for youuuu
we'll come of aaaage with our young nation
we'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
and you'll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaay
yeah youll blow us all away, some day some daaaaaaaaaay

It doesnt

youre not the boss of me
youre not the boss of me
you may be the boss of you
but
youre not the boss of me

:3

Yes I do

and the worlds gonna know your name whats your name man

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAHHH

(%)

what was that for

nice name XD

*smolest lizard cries because smol bean is smoler than it*

wot

idk

wanna make lizards and smol bean sing kumbaya together? :3

*smol bean draws a gun*

*BUT THE GUN TURNS INTO A GUITAR AND WE ALL START SINGING A MILLION DREAMS FROM THE GREATEST SHOWMAN*

>:D

-

alexander hamilton
my name is alexander hamilton
and theres a million things i havent done
just you wait
just yooou waaaaaiiit

I don't think so but whatever floats your goat

:D you say goat too...

Indeed

wot?

-_-
-_-
-_-
-_-
-_-
○o○

it is a song I heard when i was a smol child

-_-

OwO

no

bruh

Why do you wah

i needed to cry for a sec

you know why

cuz i have more DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

Smol bean

NUUUUUUU

*lizards all give a GROUP HUG! to smol bean :3*

OwO

OwO UwO UwU

No

WOT OwO

NO

YOULL COME OF AGE WITH OUR FOUNDATION
WE'LL BLEED AND FIGHT FOR YOU
WE'LL MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU
IF WE LAAAAY A STRONG ENOUGH FOUNDATION
WE'LL PASS IT ON TO YOU, WE'LL GIVE THE WORLD TO YOU

*smol bean digs a hole*

*THE HOLE BECOMES A TRAMPOLINE AND SHE JUMPS ON IT AND LIKES IT*

:D

Smol

OwUwO

im gonna go to DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE class, so byeeee

Just try not to die plz

y?

Tbh not really '-'

okee

LiZaRdSsS

lol wot

*ShE tHrOwS yOu In ThE hOlE*

*I CAN FLY :D*

The power is overwhelming

*smoler lizard comes over and squeals so sharply everyones ears hurt*

What is going on lol

Olo

Yes I do

:D yay...

H o w d a r e y o u

d o w h a t ?

*smol bean heals me*

*smol lizard eats smol bean's weird hat thing*

*confusion*

*and then i take smol bean to a room full of lizards and they all become friends :3*

Umm-

OwO

anyways

im trying to hooollllllllld my breeaaaaatthhh

*smol bean is smol happ*

wot

Eh :P

:3

That was unnecessarily intense but byeeeeeeee

HOW IS IT UNNECISSARY

Cuz I don't want you to ded

thats actually one of the nicest things you said to me

No that is mine

dear theodosia what can i saaaaaayy to you
you have my eyes you have your mothers name when you came into the world you criiiied and it broke my heart

i've dedicated every daaaay to you
domestic life was never quite my style
when you smiiiiiiiiiile
you knock me out i fall apart and i thought i was so smart

you'll come of age with our young nation
we'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you
if we laaaay a strong enough foundation
we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
and you'll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaaay
yeah youll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaay

o philip, when you smile i am undone
my son
look at myyyy son
pride is not the word i'm looking for
there is so much more inside me now
oh Philip, you outshine the morning sun
my son
when you smiiiiile, I fall apart and I thought I was so smart
my father wasn't around (my father wasn't arooound)
I promise that I'll be aroooound for youuuuu
i'll do whatever it taaakes
i'll make a million mistakes
i'll make the world safe and souuuund for youuuu
we'll come of aaaage with our young nation
we'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
and you'll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaay
yeah youll blow us all away, some day some daaaaaaaaaay

No

AND YOULL BLOW US ALL AWAY!
SOME DAY, SOME DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
YEAH YOULL BLOW US ALL AWAY
SOOOOME DAY, SOME DAAAAAAAAAAAAY

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖

dont swear OwO

Good job not deathing

i dOnT hAvE TiMe anyways cuz i was at DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE!

also I have plans for when I am older. THERE IS NO WAY I WILL DEATHING NOW

nu

ye

*smol bean smacks it*

*LIZARD POLICE COME AND CHARGE SMOL BEAN OF MURDER*

Why are you so excited

because i thought i was the only one... :D

...

Let it staaaaay this waaaaay
Can't let this moment end
You set off a dream in me
Getting louder now
Can you hear it echoing?
Take my hand
Will you share this with me?
'Cause darling without you

(sorry it was stuck in my head)

I am ashamed of you
Who on earth can't speak smol bean

WELL YOU CANT SPEAK LIZARD UwU

*smol bean falls*

*catches smol bean*

<^>v

o.m.g.

A CHICKEN!!! :D

Oki den

all the shine of a thousand spotlights

There is a lot more that do

YAY...

No

*GASP* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!?!??! ITS HAMILTON!!!

*smol bean tries attacking the lizards*

Olo what is going on XD

*the lizards fall and EGGDOG GETS DRAGGED INTO THIS AND SAVES THEM :D*

*smol bean kills everyone*

*lizards sob and sob and are very sad*
*Big Lizard saves all the lizard*
*smol bean and smol lizards LiVe iN hArMoNy FoReVeR!!!*

>:D

But you can't speak smol bean
I am smol mad

im gonna go cry and die now then ;-;

G O O D

y?

That doesn't even look like a chicken

:3 YEAH IT DOES!!! :D :D :D :3 :3 :3

*intense piano music*

YoU sHoUlD kNoW tHaT tHeRe Is A lOt WrOnG wItH mE

:\

:D

Just don't die

i didnt! :D I lived through it.

also, do you have wattpad?

What even started the whole eggdog thing

EGGDOG UwU

Have I not said I don't want you to death

ik, BUT Y

*grabs lizards*

*smol bean glares at you*

*EXCEPT SMOL BEAN DIDNT REALLY MEAN IT CUZ WE'RE ALL LIVING IN HARMONY AND SINGING KUMBAYA*

XD XD XD >:D

idk why i laughed so hard when i said that

Yes I know

LIZARDS ATTACK!!!
*angry mob of lizards runs towards you*

That makes me sound like an asshole but whatever :D

oh gee

sorry

but it is true

whateves :D

You is fren

:D ye youre meh friend too :D

lol?

i had to. i honestly had to. But this means we probably skipped right by him? It's june 18th.

Yeah.

?

I MISSED IT *throws chair*

sotp throwing chairs

LOL

*destroys window*

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*breaks down wall*

DO NOT DESTROY PROPERTY

fine

actually, dont destroy anything

*plays a destruction game*

*facepalm*

*destroys all of imgflip in the video game* there finally there is imgflip peace

XD

Yeah. Sorry...

please throw some more

*throws another chair*

*sad sad SAD lizard music plays*
*cries in E*

Um...

lol

Okay.

ye

Affirmative.

REALLY??! what is it???

Oh, that’s nice?

Well...

ye?

How r u?

relatively ok

hbu

Eh.

lol

do you have a song stuck in your head like me?

Um. What is yours, I’ll tell my dream later.

dear theodosia what can i saaaaaayy to you
you have my eyes you have your mothers name when you came into the world you criiiied and it broke my heart

i've dedicated every daaaay to you
domestic life was never quite my style
when you smiiiiiiiiiile
you knock me out i fall apart and i thought i was so smart

you'll come of age with our young nation
we'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you
if we laaaay a strong enough foundation
we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
and you'll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaaay
yeah youll blow us all away, some day, some daaaaaaaaaay

I actually dreamed about flying an F16CJ in war and get tracked by a Fox one sidewinder. The aircraft blew up and I fell into the ocean. I was somehow breathing underwater with a boulder on top of me. Saw some SAR people over me with bright lights until I realized that I didn’t turn off my lamp...

welp that was...detailed.

Sorry.

theres nothing to apologize for

Okay.

It’s just scary to even think about it.

i know, i know

;-;

-_-

so how are things going at school?

Yeah.

i feel smol now.

Don’t. There’s much more people out there.

oh great.

You had those kind of dreams?

not exactly, scary, but not as detailed as this

Fine.

so its still going on?? I finished two days ago and im gonna. be. in. glittering. seventh. grade.

time passes so fast dont you think? *sniff*

?

nvm.

Congratulations. Well, I finished a few weeks ago. Just finding a college. So, maybe?

really??? youre in high school???????

I didn’t want to make it even more detailed. Too scared.

its ok, its ok, it was just a dream, alright? *virtual hug*

Yeah. The good thing that calms me down is that my father bought a Tesla Model Y. I don’t know why it soothes me.

what lol

And he just told me that. Wtf?

idk