Parents with an alcoholic child

YOU ARE MY CHILD, UNDER 18, SO YOU MUST LISTEN TO US. PROHIBITION TO BEER FOR YOU; I'LL INSPECT YOU SOON; WHAT?? FORGOT ABOUT THE PROHIBITION?? THEN NO MORE BEER FOR ALL, FOR THE SAKE OF EQUALITY. WHAT???? I THOUGHT YOU 'D GIVE UP ON BEER AND ALCOHOL. *INHALES* OOF, HERE WE GO. YOU ARE PROHIBITED FROM DRINKING, BUYING, OR SNEAKING!!! ONLY WATER TO DRINK AND ICE TO EAT!!!