Shrek Hates Tik Tok

The sad thing is that All Stars (The Shrek opening song) was taken as property by Tik Tokers, and ended up cringed almost to death

They ruined my favorite song >:(

Good thing is that it's so good, it's still alive.

SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Ohhhhhh, you're getting me started

Here comes yet another song chain.

(Which hopefully doesn't get screwed up, just like all the other song chains on Discord)

The nerve of some people ruining good songs these days

The good thing is that when Discord screws up the song lyrics, it turns hilarious.

Anyway... let's start from the beginning.

SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!

THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ALL STAR!

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

(AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD)

GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!

ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

IT'S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER

YOU'RE BUNDLED UP NOW, WAIT TILL YOU GET OLDER

BUT THE METEOR MEN BEG TO DIFFER

JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE

THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY THIN

THE WATER'S GETTING WARM, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM

MY WORLD'S ON FIRE, HOW 'BOUT YOURS?

YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR!

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART, BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE, NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

OF SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL, THE YEARS START COMING, AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

(ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD)

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO (GO)

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART, BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE

ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

"I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS PLACE"

SomeBODY ONCE ASKED

YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE, NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS?

I SAID, "YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF AND WE COULD USE A LITTLE CHANGE"

WELL, THE YEARS START COMING, AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING!

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR

GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY