I’m officially calling those kinds of eyes that.

“Maybe they are cucumbers”

“Which means I can eat them with no consequences”

“NO”

*and then Albin’s eye turns into a mouth and bites at them.*

*Blaze justs eats who got thrown at her*

“Why do you keep giving me food?”

“KILL ME”

“Actually... now I wanna know what does a live triangle dipped in salsa taste like-“

“Hex don’t you dare.”

*Akira’s pupil disappears*

“DONT YOU DARE”

“It actually tastes pretty good”

*Hex has this seductive look on his face and just laughs as he starts turning purple.*

“/^^^\ wow really? I actually wanna try too!-“

“NO TURK NO- it’s uh... poisonous to Trapezoids.”

*Turk just looks at Octa with a curious face.*

“/ooo\ oh... =) (*in a demonic voice.* do you really think I would fall for those lies, heh... you really are an idiot.)”

“O_O...”

“What...”

*Blaze is about to eat one of them*

“NO NO NONONO”

“NONONONONONONONO-“

*Lux just turns into a goat and runs off screaming.*

“Cowards...”

*Blaze grabs another shape*

“STOP IT YOU OVERSIZE GECKO”

“That’s a deformed charmeleon with a head injury-“

“Are you sure it ain’t a more powerful version of that demon in hell?-“

“I HEARD THAT.”

“...sh!t, it’s Ebony the StickDevil...”

“Wait.. isn’t that this guy with an X for a face?”

“I don’t have a name, no one ever gave me one.”

“Yeah but that demonic non-felidae version of RedStickCat with wings over there is Ebony.”

“SHUT UP”

“No you”

*Blaze grabs Ebony*

*and then he just has this scared look on his face.”

*You know what happens to Ebony*

“REALLY BLAZE”

“Yes really”

“Oh god.. this is one of the rare times I’ve seen an actual person other than a shape being vored...”

“/XXX\ oh no...”

“Please... don’t-“

*and then Turk throws up in another planet as usual.*

“Yare Yare...”

*Lux just gets pissed off at StickJotaro.*

“YOU STUPID STICKMAN WITH A STUPID TALKING PLATE- WHY ARE YOU USELESS!?”

“Well if you want me to do something then you asked for it.”

*he grabs Lux and Star Plate grabs a young version of StickJoseph.*

“W-wait why me!?”

“Sorry Gramps, but I have to.”

*they yeet the two at Blaze.*

Blocky:what are cucumbers?
Fireball: E Y E S

“Those green things.. that are long and uh...”

“Yarrr... They’re as long as a green billy goat’s-“

*Lux just grabs the orange pentagon.*

“I swear if you mention that sh!t one more time you’ll end up saving a bunch of sharks from starvation once I feed them your dead body.”

“...yikes. O_O”

“/- - -\ so... as I was saying... they’re edible and those Japanese water monsters eat them.”

“So they ate-“

“NO.”