It is actually my wife's birthday today.

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(the kill myself juice duh xD)

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And by the way, my dad's birthday is today!

Happy birthday to your dad. I got the joke but others might not.

Thanks, he's a great man. Turns 68 today. Has helped each of his kids whenever they were in need. You could have called him a bastard and I would have laughed; that's just my twisted sense of humor. It's pretty much no longer allowed because of PC police everywhere these days. What a shame.

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Chill out guys, it was a metaphor, well not really...just a crude joke.

Well that's one way of doing it...

can i get the recipe plz? XD

Just put cheese on cake xD

PS...I wasn't serious about the "bitch" party of my creepy black guy comment.

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Whoa, now that is creepy...and kinda hot...Cheers!

aw happy birthday to ur wife!

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What the heck?

I mean, I like cheese, but ew. That's gross. O~O

LOL

*barfs*

did you really barf???

Lol no. Just kidding about that. It IS pretty gross, though.