He sure seems to be a bad player.

I can’t even beat the first level

I used to suck.

Now I’m good as f**k.

There are so many games I want to enjoy but I physically can’t

Examples of those:

War Robots.

mine are minecraft dungeons, geometry dash, and geometry dash.

Mine are Shovel Knight, Kirby and Castle Crashers.

minecraft dungeons because it looks too confusing
geometry dash because.....oh you...I got something special for you. I can’t even finish the easiest levels in the entire game!

I have a simple solution.

Practice Mode.

Also the reason why I listed the 3 other games other than War Robots is because I want those games but I don’t have that much points and I need cash for the fricking membership fu-

OH MY GOD WAAAAA

*a random player was just staring at him.*

“How did he get here? What’s with his profile.”

*and then the Jumper icon just stares at the icon and there is a post update saying “IMA BEAT BLOODLUST WAAAAAA-“*

“what the hell?”

“I swear, he’s not even a square like us, how can he have a profile.”

*and then the keymaster just walks in.*

“Wait... does that mean..”

“IT’S A HACKER I KNOW IT-“

“I’m sorry wha-“

“A HACKER!! THIS IS SUPER BAD!!”

“uh.. guys calm down-“

“BADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBAD!-“

“OKAY I GET IT.”