HE CAN'T BE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, THINK OF ALL THE CHILDREN HE'D BE SCANDALIZING; AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN WHO ALLEGEDLY, POSSIBLY, MAYBE MOLESTED A WOMAN 30 YEARS AGO. WE'RE NOT SURE; "A GENTLE GIANT WHO WAS JUST GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER"; BURIED IN A GOLDEN CASKET AND CANONIZED A SAINT
