me: how am i supposed to do work?
her trying to find out how: I MADE YOU
me: technically my dad did
her: but you came out of me!!
me: because of my dad
her: go do your work!!!
me: i thought i shouldn't stay on my computer
her:yea and now i want you too cuz its bad for you!
me: we both know im not gonna actually do my work
her *starts crying*: just go
me: ok
dont ask me why i did this i was just bored
