Ask J.J! my role play character

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J.J: hello. who are you?

Pokemon AU me (the roleplay one): Original me what are you doing?

J.J: OOP. i dont know. i set up and ask and dare because i got bored

Original me: Doing a ask
Pokemon me: Oh I see
Me: what do you think of this pokemon dork over here
Me: HEY I HEARD THAT!

Me: (THIS IS THE RP) *blushes* uh.. i dont know how to respond to that without going crazy...

Me (original): Uh huh
Me (pokemon): *Blushes a little* Uhhh
Me (original): SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Me (pokemon): BRUHHH!!! *throws out charmeleon* roast him Charmeleon

Me (original): Nope *blocks with sword*

Charemelon: *roasts him: yo momma so tall u need an elevtor to go up there

Me (original) Worst. roast. ever *timeline skips away*

Charmeleon: *roasts him with ACTUAL FIRE*

Me (original): *blocks with sword*

Me(pokemon) come on out ditto

Me (pokemn): thanks for understanding

Me(pokemon): Nu *flys off on charizard*

Me (pokemon): *mega evolves charizard* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me(pokemon): Sorry Im a AU of myself and Im lazy too

Me(pokemon) eh. its ok

Me(pokemon) its ok.
Me(original) William, tell me honestly and truthfully, how you feel about J.J

Me(original) *takes J.J´s ditto and transforms it into a charizard* tell me

Me(orignal) :HAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! *Ditto transforms to mega Charizard*

Me (pokemon): Ultra impossible

Me(orignial) ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE WITH POKEMON!!!! HAHAHHAAHAHHA

i dare you to choose the most cuddley pokemon (mwahaha all the pokemon will hate you > = 3)

Me(pokemon) what u mean?

which pokemon is the most cuddly of them all

J.J: hmm. id say rowlet

Me:my opinion would be mew

J.J: noice.

i can hear every other pokemon silently screaming

J.J: dude...

lol

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Me: ...

J.J: hello. im J.J and you are?

Me: I don't know... where am I?

Me (pokemon): You are in the alola region

Me: huh, ok.... hmmm.... *eye glows green*
In my head: scanning enviroment...

Me: *left eye glows red*
Evil me: *inside head* Kill him you have the right pokemon

Me: I just got done scanning my new environment... Now what?

Me: Uhhh, Idk

Me: ...

Me: what

J.J: you is in the alola region

Me: Ok. What do we do now?

J.J: wanna battle?

Me: I dont think he has pokemon

J.J: do you have pokemon gamecat?

Me: what are Pokemon? I don't think I have any of those?

Me: *throws pokeball and mew comes out*

J.J: *throws pokeball and raichu comes out* this is a pokemon and that *points to mew* is also a pokemon

Me: huh?

J.J: do you have Pokemon?

Me: nope

J.J: i cant believe you havent heard of pokemon

Me: You don't hear a lot when you're driving an ISS Corvette around in space, destroying enemies before they can destroy your starbase.... Oh well

J.J: uhm. ok?

Me (pokemon): I belive you know the original me