Ask J.J! my role play character

Sky: Hello!

J.J: helllo! i hate original me because she dared William to kiss me
Me(original) true

Sky: Oh...well umm can I see your team?

J.J: sure! *throws all pokeballs and ditto, golduck, charizard, decycdye (spelt it wrong) celebi, and raichu come out*

(oof)
Me: nice team

(very oof)
J.J thanks!

Me: My team will most likely not make any changes

J.J: why?

Me: because the are the best I can get

J.J: oh. cool

Sky: Wow! Nice! Wanna see mine?

J.J: sure!

Sky: Okay! *throws pokeballls and Umbreon,Charizard,Venusaur,Gengar and Lucario come out*

J.J: awesome!

Sky: Thanks...can you mega evolve your Charizard!?

J.J: hmmmmmm. i dont know

Sky: I meant do you have the stone to do it? I do...

J.J: i dont

Sky: Oh okay...

Me: can I kill the original

J.J: you may have a shot
Me: .........

Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: back off or another dare invovling u too *evil laughter*

Me: You will be dead before another dare happens, gebesect use techno beam

Me: *dodges*

Me: hmph I should call my original and challenge you to a sword fight

Me: more than welcome to.
J.J: this is gonna be GOOD! LEMME GET MY POPCORN READY!

Me: (original): I have been called?
Me: Swordfight her
Me (original): Why?

J.J: *eating popcorn*
Me: because if i do more dares involving them, he can kill me. apprently he got permission from J.J

Me: I did, I would kill you either way
Me (original): OKay den *readys sword*

(genesect)

Me: *timeline skips to Wind Waker to get the master sword* im ready!

Me (original): You wanna play that way then *timeline skips to breath of the wild and grabs the master sword* I have the dlc so I get a upgraded one

Me: .............................................................................. *awkward silence from me* are we gonna start?

Me: yeah *lunges forward*

Me: *backflips back* *parrys*

Me: *charges a move* Link taught me a thing or two

Me: noice. *block* *rolls around and jumps*

Me: Welp thats easy to dodge *sidesteps it*

Me (original): IM done fighting

Me: ;-; *parrys*

(parru is a mean of blocking, I didnt attack)
Me: *timeline skips behind her and kicks her in the back* Surrender?

Me: first OUCH!!! second (oh.) no

Me: THANK YOU! William imma kill u soon SOON!!
J.J: ......................

Me (pokemon): Why????????????????????????????????????????????//

Me: THATS WHAT YOU GET!!
J.J: .................... *awkward silence from J.J* ight imma head out

Me (pokemon) Ima head out to walks *walks away*

Me: and yall did it at the same tiiiime!!!!! *evil laughter* SHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Me (pokemon): Geez can you stop?

Me: should i? *looks at Memelord for an answer*

Memelord: *shrugs* idk

Me: bruh. fine. but that wont stop me from saying ship. *pushes J.J into William* *EVIL LAUGHTER*

Mind: She will regret everything

Me: *starts running away*
J.J Mind: will she EVER stop doing that?

Me: Kyoger use water pulse

J.J: thanks *starts chasing me*
Mind: i really really like him (JUST IN RP)
Me: oh shet. gaining up. *throws pokeball and uses charizard* DONT ASK WHERE I GOT HIM! charizard im gonna jump on u ok? *charizard nods yes* *jumps on*

(I KNOW)
Me: GO J.J

J.J: *safely jumps on* *holds out arm for William to jump*

Me: *hops on dragonite* it’s okay I’ve got my own

J.J: ok
Me: *evil laughter* *takes J.J somewhere else*
~MINUTES LATER~
J.J: *groans* where are we? *looks outside* OH SHET!! HOW DID WE GO TO WIND WAKER?!?
Me: oh like you dont know to timeline skip
J.J: i actually dont
Me: ;-;

(All my AU’s know how to timeline skip and track timeline skips)
Me: so J.J is in wind Waker

(*evil laughter* looks like someone didnt tell her)
Me: yup. so if u want to save her, you have to start ALL THE WAY AT OUTSET ISLAND!! *evil laughter* (imma move this to another img: https://imgflip.com/i/4509bz)

Me: *runs in the oppisite direction*

Mind: hehehehehehe
J.J: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mind: I will get the original back!!!!!!!

Me: *stops running but sees J.J chasing her* gotta be kidding me!

(heres what A intro would be if this where the actual anime
The journey starts today
The journey starts today

It's a big, big world but you know where to find me
We'll be together and we're gonna do it our way
We'll discover we believe in each other
On adventures with my friends, like, every day

Dawn's rising over the horizon
To shine a light on what the day ahead is hiding
We'll stick together, leaping into the deep end
The adventure only ends when another begins

And we're already on our way
The journey starts today
The journey starts today

Far from home, but we're never feeling lonely
Headstrong, step and head along into the dark
Hold on 'cause we're heading there on our own
Whatever happens, in the end we'll forever be changed

Imitate us, but you won't intimidate us
We keep 'em looking for another way to break us
Because we know if there's a will, there's a way back up
Win or lose, we can choose to be never the same

And we're already on our way
The journey starts today
The journey starts today

If I lose my grip, will you be there to pick me up?
If I gotta run, will you be coming with me up?
'Cause I got your back and you got mine
And there's nothing that can stop us now
If all else fails, will you help me when I lose my way?
Set your sails, to be ready for the winds of change

'Cause the journey starts today (the journey starts today)
The journey starts today (the journey starts today)
The journey starts today (the journey starts today)
The journey starts today
Why I did that I have no idea)
Me: GET HER

(noice)
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(thanks it took me ten miutes)
Me: I second that ree

J.J: *out of breath and falls* oh... shet..... need... water....