Sad but true

*me who stares at the wall to avoid all contact*

But, um I am sad to say this is based off of a TRUE story XD

Lol, felt that

Lol

Yeah, mine's a true story too.
I don't know if this is good advice or just terrible, but maybe stare back at them. NOT with a reaction or emotion, just awkwardly stare at them with a blank stare. I have no idea if it'll work, lol.

No, terrible advice. At least from my experience with guys, but you ARE a guy so it might be different.

Ye

I was like, 50% sure that was bad advice. But I gave a disclaimer so it's OK!!!

Yeah, it is, lol! But, if it's 50%, then maybe 50% of the time it might work. I just will not ever attempt to do that again

Wait what?

I tried to stare a guy down once. He followed me around later and hit me with a weird pickup line. Kept it up until I told him I liked someone else(I really didn't, just was a bit weirded out)

Oh...

Yeah...and then the next time I tried we don't talk about.

...
Ya know, if you made yourself look ugly you wouldn't have a problem XD

XD you know, I might have to try that. I have been wanting to try to cut my hair again since it was getting annoying...maybe if I shaved it off?

I think that's a thing actually. I saw this girl in like, Boston with a shaved head and her shirt said "Buzz off". I think it was like a group thing. So maybe that'll work for you

LOL-
oh YEAH wait isnt that the guy you told me about today-?

Yes, haha

Oh, so I wouldn't be original:/ AndI have to say, my dad would kill me if I did. It was bad enough when I got a pixie. BUT I just remembered, a guy I was talking to said that it was too short and weird. So I might do that

Woah, a pixie?!!?

Yeah. I have to say, I loved it and would get one again. But everyone says that my hair now suits me, which maybe Scar is right, maybe if I chopped it off again trying to be ugly some guys would leave me alone
But believe it or not, before I got my pixie I had hair down to my waist. It was horrible, but I pretended to be an elf

Some guys would leave you alone ROFL XD

You pretended to be an elf? Huh

XD Shows how nerdy I am, right?

Nah I'm prob nerdier

Haha, I dunno, I'm pretty nerdy....

Oh I just return to my work. I mean, the stalker guy:
a. Was found by me about to jump in a smol pond for fun
b. DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRAW A RECTANGULAR PRISM I MEAN BRUH JFSDICSDCJDX
c. Flips his hair naturally (ok, ew.)

HAHA!!! But like, some people do flip hair to keep it out of their eyes. My solution? Cut it. But I don't tell people what to do

No, it's like, the annoying kind of flip, like flippingyourhairwhilerunningyourfingersthroughit kind of thing

Yes. That is the worst

-_-

(not just doesn't know how to draw it BUT FORGOT WHAT IT IS ALTOGETHER JDZFZKDJFBDKJBFZDKJBFKJZDBCJK)

LOL

Idk

I only wish I knew

oh i’m gay now

Coolio

OH THE SHIPS.

OH NO.

THE SHIPS OF OUR OCS.

What's worse is when they wink at you and your friends see*shudder, shudder*

YES

Ugh, want to wash my hands of the memory

I felt that

Haha! Sorry you had to, no one should:(

;-;

yeah

omg the BATTING EYELASHES THO

I am actually laughing, lol. Maybe he just wanted to show you that he has good eyelashes? Saw an Andy Griffith ep like that once...

and the EXPANDING OF EYES

And the FLIPPING OF HAIR

it's GROSS

Ugh, yes. But one can't help the expanding eyes, haha. I think it just happens, just like me blushing at everything

Lol yep

Oh my gosh, like seriously. The f-bomb is apparently necessary to complete a sentence for most guys, it's really annoying

Yeah, and my middle/high school is like across the street from the elementary school, so there is usually smol children checking out books. I saw some grandparents and parents give some looks lol!!!

Oh my gosh, haha!! Oof though at the same time

Yep XD and there were my grandparents sitting in their car, confused on what in the furret filled middle school stream happened there

XD but yeah, it's really kind of sad because in my jr/high school the 6th graders even swear. Like really? It's not right:(

Yeah

The hair flip guy has this tone that sounds like he could say s*** any minute

Ugh do they realize that it doesn't make them sound cool??

I think they think if a boy swears, it's, like, a sign you'll be accepted XD

XD yeah, recently none of the boys in my class have not sworn. But two of them only did because of a play where they had to say the a and d words. But they are also kind of not accepted by other guys except for one of them kinda, so you may be onto something.

Lol

Last year, in my...sorta lowerclass school.... There were three not-annoying boys but in my new school where my parents think is higher-class (NO WAY) it's completely annoying boys!!! And like most of them have slicked back hair, EWW!!!

EWWWWWW that's the worst, so sorry. See, my school is a private Christian school where Christian is the last thing half of the students act like, smh. It's higher class I guess, but still

My first elementary school was Catholic private school. The boys were the worst cases I've seen in my life!

Oof, yeah, but they are like that in elementary

they eat pencils and do gross activity?

....You know I am sorry to say they do that in high school too

Oh I know, from an interesting zoom meeting with the entire school

High schoolers named themselves "student" and turned video off, and they didnt care it was hosted by the principal :/

XD yeah, everyone turns their video off unless it's with certain teachers who they like. I have a few good and very fun teachers

Ye

There is one extremely socially awkward teacher

Yeah, half of our teachers have only graduated a few years ago so they're either socially awkward or really easy and fun to talk to

This isn't a new teacher tho

Oof, lol

Ye 😞

;D

LOL

:)

Yeah he LEGIT FLIPS HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME

Just get a haircut dude

He SLICKS HIS HAIR BACK AND IT MAKES IT EVEN GROSSER!!!

OH EWWWW seriously, slicks?? That makes me believe that it is insanely greasy along with too long.

I KNOW LIKE EWW

EXACTLY. Wonder how Captain_Scar feels us about utterly destroying male habits, haha

Hold up. Saw my name. Which habits? Lol

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But seriously it's GROSS
and The Stretch is even grosser like EWWWWW

Ugh, it's even worse when the guy does the stretch after the hairflip and insane staring. You know? Where he like stretches just to brush against you and then quickly puts his hands down

YEAH IT JUST MAKES IT GROSSER LIKE BRUH EW XZNFBKZXJFBKXDUFBKSEUFRNSJKVNSD

Oh yeah, definitely. Although, I think what might be worse is when a guy intentionally touches you without fear or using the cover of the stretch. It's scary AND gross

I know it's just even grosser

And then I'm like "bruh did you seriously just do that"

And he doesn't say anything and walks away like it's TOTALLY NORMAL 😱

Eww, it's nOt TotAlLY nOrMal. Like I was putting on my jacket, and this guy I was talking to tOchEd mY wAisT as he said bye and walked away. Ugh, and then there are the guys who think they are funny by grabbing me from behind to scare me.

THATS GROSS.

Then there's the naive type, that don't have a crush on you BUT TOUCH YOU ANYWAY.

YES!! Personally, I don't like to be touched very much at all, and only like small gestures in the right context. Like dancing in theater. Right context. Middle of the hallway? Wrong context.

This naive-type guy was like "hey *my name bleeeeeep*" and, like, spun me towards his direction. It was creepy and I nearly screamed and ran away, but I didn't so I just walked away and.... OK THAT WAS GROSS AM I RIGHT

Ewwww, that is so creepy and YES THAT IS GROSS

And then there's the type that just take advantage that youre the only girl on their team in gym and act creepy, and leave you alone and play "hot potato" while smacking their arms against the wall with the other boys.

EWWWWW yeS!!! It makes me not want to play basketball or soccer with my guy friends anymore, because some of them act like that.

Yeah, but then the girls in the other team quit the game cuz the "cute guys" aren't playing.

Ooh and then there's the type that OVERREACT. like, when the ball comes their way, they SLAM THEIR BODY AGAINST IT.

And then there's the kind of guy who acts like an adult but tries to impress the ladies, which is a problem at my school because all the girls look like they're not really interested in guys.

Ugh, yes. Although my friends always say that I have no taste in guys because the guys I think are cute are different from them *eye roll* Some people.
YES, like do you really need to be that overdramatic??
Eww, gross, and I assure you, there is a part of every girl who is somewhat interested.

LOL

Boys can just be so GROSS tho. I was outside the library waiting to get picked up from school and a guy ran to the middle of the road, dropped the F-bomb and ran inside

It's just going from gross to ANNOYING

you have habits?!?!?!

Where'd you get that? I just saw my name scrolling through my 275 notifications and wondered what habits and what I think, lol

"Hold up. Saw my name. Which habits? Lol"

We're talking about habits boys have, mostly of The Art Of Impressing Girls, which usually fail because they are GROSS

OOooooooooo, I see ;)

Eww did he SERIOUSLY JUST DO THAT

(sorry I had to)

XD you are incorrigable

;P I know, haha

OMG DID YOU SEE THAT MELON

XD nice how you explained that

Ye

MWAHAHA it's true tho

Haha, nothing bad, just unnecessary hair-flipping, stretching and touching. That kinda stuff

Ew, carry pepper spray and shoot 'em if they try and touch you. Wait, that's probably not allowed in school. Eh, whatever

LOL my dad can do that for anyone

Hehe, noice

No, lol. I wish I could though, it's really uncomfortable

Hmm, I have no solution besides that that doesn't involve actual violence

LOL

ooh how about talking to the creep nicely? That is doable, unless he touches her in the middle of her speech

...that came out weird

Wait, what would encourage them/discourage them?

Yeah, I mean, not that I wouldn't relish every minute of kicking a creep, but I don't want to get expelled/suspended

Hmm, I don't have experience with that and as such most of my solutions involve violence. I dunno, can you tell a teacher?

Haha, the thing is it doesn't really faze them. And it's like small things, I guess, like grabbing me in the middle of the doorway to try and scare me, touching my waist while I'm putting a jacket on, touching my arm. But it does there me, but not most people so Idk if that would help

TOUCH YOUR WAIST WHILE YOU PUT YOUR JACKET ON!?!??!? EWW!

Yeah, it's so gross

The grabbing I get tho. 🙄

I get the idea that would only encourage them.
Violence is a discourager. oops.

I think talking to them nicely would encourage them.
Violence would discourage them. (Disclaimer: I'm not saying use violence)

Yeah.

Yup

Yeah, lol, and I agree. Talking nicely makes them think they can walk over me.

You know it ;)

;D

I DONT REGRET THIS

Haha, you really like that template, lol

Now I do MWAHAHAHA

Haha, okay, but that is different

It's literally the same thing ;)
Am I a bad person for this? Nahhhh!

It's not because it's not irl and Del isn't saying eww, did he seriously just do that?
And no, you aren't

Del, say ew

EWW GROSS

Thanks :)

You two!!! You guys are crazy

BRO

Tell me about it ;)

I can't even, I'm laughing so hard

DEL!!

WHAT?!

You reaally had to do that, lol

I must say I gotta take his side of the argument

IT IS LEGIT THE SAME THING
I guess it depends on the person saying/doing it

It DOES depend. If it is a guy who is a total jerk and your judgy "friend" catches it and spreads rumors it would be different

Ye

Wait what

Sorry, bad memories. Idk if she really spread rumors, but a lot of people seemed to know about it and asked me if I was dating the guy

I felt that

Oof, sorry:(

:/

.....you really just did that

:)
yep

You are something else *shakes head and laughs*
But there's also another difference, this guy was a jerk, you are not. So, it's not the same.

ITS THE SAME

Thanks again :)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

...
wut

What do you mean?

It IS tho

Indeed it is, I don't know why she's trying to make excuses for me

"No cause then you'll have a different charge"

Mm, then what would my charge be. I can take it.

Aye, I will. Just not the guy irl

Smooth though, very smooth

Oh wow. You guys are teaming up against me. If I admit it's the same, shall I be able to go free of charge?

fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No cause then you'll have a different charge

Your charge will be agreeing to marry the snake that would do that

And thanks

Thanks :P
I try my best

Try your best to do what, lol? Make me laugh? Because you have surpassed simply succeeding if that is what you mean

Well good ;)

OooooOooooooOooooooof

oof what

nEvEr MiNd

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Oof what?

That's what he said

Yeah, but I wanna know! (I sound like a spoiled child)

wanna know what? I honestly forgot why I oofed.

Nice :)

O actually I just made a blank template

Oh yeah, that's right!

Ye :D

XD lol

XD yeah, but I'm not going to push it

Think what you wanna think, I guess

XD seriously you are one of a kind, Captain_Scar. One of a kind

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!! :D

You really like that template, don't you XD

I thought you regretted that

I don't I saw a one-of-a-kind chance to use it lol

What do you mean? I wanna know!

Lol

A chance to use the template?

Oh, haha

Why thank you

Why, you're welcome

YE

Why would I regret that?? NEVER!!

Hm

:D

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

but, you really like the boi template, don't you

Kinda yeah

But you did in the wedding anouncement

Yep

;)
why not?

;)
(also what are you saying that too?)

;)
(why not, if you can't beat em join em. 'stead of you winking at me and me arguing, I'll just wink back)

well then

Is that a good well then or bad well then?

It's a neutral well then

Okay.

Don't really know how to interpret it then...

My mistake again. I see what you meant now. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit for me

Hey, it's okay! I think it's good for you to have confidence in what you say. I don't, so I feel like I need reassurance that I understand what other people are talking about. I also am apparently at not telling the whole story, so it is easy to misunderstand me, haha.

Eh, I do the same thing in leaving parts out sometimes.

Yeah, it's easy to do by accident. but It almost seems like I'm doing it more and more often, and it's bugging me

Ohhhhhh, I see now. silly me

What do you see?

What you meant

Oh, good, thank you. Should have said it outright, but whatever. Besides, this was fun, despite you two teaming up against me, lol

Hehehe

EWW DID HE SERIOUSLY JUST DO THAT

Del, oh my gosh

LOL

:P

XD

Ha ha

LOL do the chicken dance whenever they're nearby

But seriously, apparently on the no-no list we've got
-talking to them calmly
-violence

Should she act socially awkward or something?

The chicken dance....well....umm...socially awkward maybe, like obnoxious and pretty much retarded...but not the chicken dance

Lol the chicken dance was a joke
XD

Good!

Or just walk in WIIIIIIDE circles around him

Lol, that would be weird.
Which would be good

Yep

That's what I do

One time the hair flip stalker guy came barreling down a hill to the smol pond

All I did was dive behind a bush. Just avoid creeps at all cost 🤷🏻‍♀️

Haha, yes. Yes it would

I might just do that, lol

Lol!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE

Haha, push him in the pond.

Kidding no!

LOL PUSH HIM INTO THE POND

I found him trying to swim in snow XD

He did XD my mom was like "who was that?" And I said "oh...you don't wanna know"

XD yeah....

I already do

Oof