Unsettled Tom

#lets kill the melons

what did I ever do??? jeez, I didn't know there were melon haters

LOL GFU

No thanks. I just want to know why you hate melons

I LIKE WATERMELON BUT I DONT LIKE SCURVY MELON #STUPIDSCURVY

Ohhhh. Well, I can assure you that I am a different sort of melon. While Scurvy is my friend, I do think it's unfair that your bias is on all melons just because of him.

well i go to his school and he beat me up #stupid scurvy

Why did he do that?

Because he is meanie

No specific reason?

well yes there was a reason
i accidentally stepped on his sharpener and broke it

Really?

Huh. That's stupid

yes really

I'm sorry about that

Ohhhhhh. Oof, well if you know him irl than I can't blame you.

he beat me up he goes to my school