(Aight... here it goes.)
It was another shitty day in hell, Bloo was just looking at the gods eradicating the Gacha Life people and just let out a large sigh.
And then this one circle demon with a scarf just looks at them and was like: “Bloo, what the hell are you watching??”. “I just wish I could just join in.” The cat replied, and then a monkey was watching along with Bloo and said “well let’s go then!”, right before he was about to run to the gods another cat named Elder stopped him, the cat just said “Oh, I have a better shitty idea then this, how about we just go get some assholes by ourselves.”, “oh! So we can give them to the gods!-“ the monkey, who goes by Coco gets shushed by Elder.
“No no... we kill them by ourselves.”, Bloo just grabbed their twin and went “HOLY SHET THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!”, and so, Bloo rushes out of the mess, and they just stared awkwardly at them. “Aaaaaand there goes that fat cat...”
The scene cuts to a random person waking up only to find a shadow of that lazy af feline, the person looked at their surroundings only to see a bunch of weapons with some of them having blood scattered. “Well would you look at that, if it isn’t this immature piece of sh!t I used to be, isn’t it nice? Looking at your past and being disgusted about it?”. It turns out that the victim was an old Gacha version of Bloo’s old design. She struggled to get out as she wrapped around with chains, Bloo just gets annoyed by this and comes closer.
Gacha Bloo yelled: “What are you doing!? Don’t you realize we might be the same person!?”, the actual Bloo however, just laughed it off and replied. “Same person eh? B**ch, why would we be the same person if I use that stupid garbage that this Gacha Life shit has turned into, and I don’t care if you’re like “B-BUT THERE’S A GOOD SIDE TO THE COMMUNITY!”- Well yeah but NO ONE GIVES A SH!T ABOUT IT ANYMORE, LOOK AT WHAT YOUR LITTLE COMMUNITY DID, LOOK AT HOW ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO WERE PIECES OF SH!T TO ME USE IT!”
