Yeah, bob, I've done a pretty good job domesticating merryprankster. He's a good doggie. I even got him doing tricks now, see? :) Instead of babbling racist nonsense like he was doing earlier and dropping the n-bomb, I now got that lil'bitch to babble poetry and philosophy when I walk into the room.
Who said you can't teach an old dog like merryprannew tricks? He's a goooooood boy. *pats him on his tin foil covered head*