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[deleted] M
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Me: there is another cat
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Gray Wing: who is this other cat?
[deleted] M
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Me: idk, I was talking about you
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Gray Wing: oh. so who are you?
[deleted] M
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Me: Human
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Gray Wing: ITS A TWOLEG!!!
[deleted] M
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Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[deleted]
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Me: Gray Wing and his camp dont like Twolegs sooo..
[deleted] M
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Me: ight I should head out
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Gray Wing: yes you should before i claw your pelt off
[deleted] M
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Me: I would love to see you try
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Clear Sky: what are you two doing? REE! ITS A TWOLEG!!
Gray Wing: i know.
Clear Sky: so attack him!
Gray Wing: *scratches Memelords leg*
[deleted] M
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Me: *health goes down 0.1* wow
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Me: never say try me to a wild cat.
Gray Wing: well we trained and we trained.
Clear Sky: we did. TAKE THAT TWOLEG!
[deleted] M
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Me:*picks up a random cat charging at me* how about I throw him at you
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Gray Wing: REEEE! PUT THUNDER DOWN!!
Thunder; *hisses and bites Memelord's hand before he throws him*
[deleted] M
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Me: ow, *sets the cat down*
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Thunder: thank you Twoleg *whispers to Gray Wing: who is that?*
Gray Wing: *whispers back: its just a twoleg named Memekord*
[deleted]
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Lord*
[deleted] M
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Me: well it would seem we are all properly introduced
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Gray Wing: i belive so. would u like to meet the other cats?
[deleted] M
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Me: sure why not
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Gray Wing: ok. Thunder tell everyone that we have a suprise guest.
Thunder: ok
Clear Sky: *walks to his side of the woods* (gray wing and his cats live on the moore)
Clear Sky: These are Leaf, Petal, Nettle, Birch, Alder, and Quick Water. sadly, we lost several cats in the war.... they will be remembered
[deleted] M
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Me: *grabs keyboard out of nowhere and presses F*
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Clear Sky: how did u get that board and press "F" on that?
[deleted] M
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Me: I am not going to discuss that, F to pay respects
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Clear Sky: BRUH...
Gray Wing: now follow me* walks towards his camp*
Gray Wing: these are Jagged Peak, Pebble Heart, Wind Runner, Gorse Fur, Thunder, Sparrow Fur, Lightning Tail, Owl, Eyes, Frost, Cloud Spots, Tall Shadow, and Jackdaw's Cry
[deleted] M
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Me: ok *follows* a lot of cats
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Gray Wing: yes we have. since older cats here, have mated, our groups grow more with their kits
[deleted] M
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Me: I see
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Star: Hello!?
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Gray Wing: oh Hello Star!
[deleted] M
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Me: hello there
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Star: Is your brother busy or something!?
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Clear Sky: no im not
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Star: I heard about your war... I wish I was here then! I’m a wonderful fighter! *Shakes our fur and claw and tooth studded collar moves*
[deleted]
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Clear Sky: whats your name?
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Star: Uhh Star
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Clear Sky: nice name
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Star: Thanks...
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Clear Sky: *smiles* are you hungry?
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Star: *stomach growls* Yeah I could eat!
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Clear Sky: for some reason, there are two Twolegs here. I trust Cris, but not the other one. Cris is nice to us while him on the other hand... yeah
[deleted] M
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Me: I see
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Clear Sky: no thank you. i actually like it over here.
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Clear Sky: well then lets go hunt
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Star: Okay...let’s go!
[deleted]
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Clear Sky: *catches a hare*
Gray Wing: *catches a vole*
Me: *catches a rabbit*
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Star: *stalks squirrel and catches* Nice catches!
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Clear Sky, Gray Wing, and Me: thanks!
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Star: You’re welcome. *picks up squirrel*
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*Gray Wing, Clear Sky, and me walk back to camp and start eating*
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Star: *follows and sits next to Clear Sky and eats slowly*
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Me: *starts eating da rabbit*
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Star: So...are you part of a different clan Clear Sky?
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Clear Sky: hmm. i never thought about that. after the war, we buried all of the cats that had died, and i believe we are Loners and Rogues
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Star: If you would like you could join my clan...we’re always open to more cats!
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Clear Sky: i dont believe we've met
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Star: Not exactly...
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Clear Sky: well im Clear Sky and you are?
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Star: The names Star! I’m leader of BloodClan
[deleted] M
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Me: *eating popcorn* hmmm
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Star: *glances uncomfortablely at twoleg*
[deleted] M
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Me: Is something wrong?
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Star: With me...no. Just not comfortable around twolegs... I used to be a kittypet...and I was treated horribly
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Clear Sky: nice. well this is Gray Wing you've already met
Gray Wing: *passes by and says hello*
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Star: *flicks tail in greeting*
[deleted] M
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Me: *watching the cats converse*
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Cleasr Sky: *makes the I Have My Eyes On You face*
[deleted] M
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Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[deleted]
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Me: he does that a lot soo
Gray Wing: Cris are you hungry?
Me: yes.
Gray Wing: you know how to hunt?
Me: uh yeah?
Gray WIng ur gonna hunt with us
Me: wut?
Gray Wing come on
[deleted] M
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Me: have fun
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Gray Wing: ur coming too
[deleted] M
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Me: *reaches through timelines and grabs Knife and gun* which shoul I use?
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Me: none
[deleted] M
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Me: Im not a cat, I cant do what you do
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Me: well then ur gonna have to stay here and staaaarve *sing song voice*
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Me: here they dont use guns, or knives. THEY USE THERE MOUTHS!! *makes eveil face*
[deleted] M
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Me: Ight ima use my own skills *timeline skips into forest*
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Me: surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree
[deleted] M
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Me: *catches a rabbit by suprise* Here have a free rabbit *timeline jumps to own timeline*