Ask and dare them!

Me: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Me: Who would win me vs any of these creepypasta

Me: depends what are your weaknesses

Me: weaknesses are lazy, loves popcorn a lot, will ussally only fight if needed, cares a lot about his pokemon and his friends (the last ones both a strength and a weakness)

Eyeless Jack: Kidneys!!
Slender man: Are you a child?
Jeff: Go.To.Sleep!
Ben: Dunno
Me: Do ya like candy!?
Laughing Jack: Candy!!

Me: yeah Im 12, candys not bad, popcorns better, eh not sleepy

Me: Jeff didn’t actually mean go to sleep! That what he says when he’s about to kill someone! Anyway I think you’d lose to Laughing Jack,Jeff and possibly Eyeless Jack

Me: perhaps, they are all really wierd, thats what makes them interesting, though slenderman and jeff are just plain creepy

Me: Jeff literally peeled his eyelids off and carved the smile into his face with a knife! Slender man likes kids...

Me: yes ive read the creepypasta, Its interesting to see thier backstorys

Me: are you gonna ask or dare them!?

Me: hmmmmmm,I dare jeff to fight me

Jeff: This’ll be fun!

Me: yes it will *puts in some airpods and listens to legend by the score (its a good song)* you want the first move?

Jeff: *pulls out knife and moves towards MemelordYT*

Me: Not so fast *Reaches though timelines and grabs a sword*

Jeff *quickly darts towards memelord and attempts to stab*

Me: *parrys* you think ill go down easy?

Jeff: Most victims do! *stabs*

Me: *health goes down by one point* wow dude, you need to level up *throws pokeball and charizard comes out*

Me: (I’m listening to the song)
Jeff: I don’t need assistance

(noice, its good isnt it?)
Me: how about he burns your face?

(Yes I loved it)
Jeff: How about I rip your throat open *dashes forward and stabs over and over*

(I love that song)
Me: *parrys a couple* not bad, charizard use flamethrower *Ball of fire flies at jeff*

Jeff *dodges quickly*

Me: Jeff and Eyeless Jack!!

Me: perfection

Me: lol eyeless Jack is my fave

Me: I don’t have much of a favorite

Me: I like Eyeless Jack story best besides Bens

Me: I see

Me: so... you enjoy these!?

Me: I made a anime ask and dare!

Me: yes and okay

Me: Charizard return *charizard goes back into pokeball* not bad kid, not bad at all

Jeff: “Glad you think so!”

Me: so hpwd you get this good?

Me: how’d?
Jeff: Revenge! And I kill for a living

(yes)
Me: interesting, well Im glad I can distract you for that long, zeraora use thunder punch *zeraora thunder punches jeff in the back of his head*

Jeff *falls back and retaliates by getting back up and stabs Pokémon over and over*

Me: *zeraoras helth goes down by 50 and it returns to its pokeball* how did that feel?

Jeff: it hurt but not as much as it could’ve!

Me: well thats sad, but yet at least I did it

Jeff: So...got any other dares? For any of us?

Me: how about slenderman fights eyeless jack

Eyeless Jack: Umm...we don’t exactly fight each other...but...
Slender man: No

Me: well I dont got anything

Me: No other dares or questions...?😢 They could kiss if u want them to

Me: kiss I shall take a video

Me: which ones?

Me: Idk pick random ones

Me: okay hold on