GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA. FOR EARLY YEARS OF RAISING CHILDREN, I THOUGHT OF A MONEY SAVING SCHEME. IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU LIVE AWAY FROM A TOWN OR CITY THOUGH. BASICALLY WHAT YOU DO IS 1. YOU GET ONE OF THOSE CANDY MACHINES WHERE YOU PUT YOUR QUARTER IN AND YOU TURN THE KNOB AND CANDY COMES OUT, AND PUT IT IN YOUR HOME. (IT SHOULD COST FOUR QUARTERS TO GET SOMETHING FROM IT 2. BUY A BUNCH OF HALLOWEEN CANDY FROM THE FAR AWAY TOWN AT A CHEAP PRICE AND FILL THE MACHINE WITH IT. 3. BASICALLY WHAT YOU DO IS 1. YOU GET ONE OF THOSE CANDY MACHINES WHERE YOU PUT YOUR QUARTER IN AND YOU TURN THE KNOB AND CANDY COMES OUT, AND PUT IT IN YOUR HOME. (IT SHOULD COST FOUR QUARTERS TO GET SOMETHING FROM IT)
2. BUY A BUNCH OF HALLOWEEN CANDY FROM THE FAR AWAY TOWN AT A CHEAP PRICE AND FILL THE MACHINE WITH IT.
3. HAVE IT BE THE ONLY SOURCE WHERE YOUR KIDS CAN GET SWEETS FROM. ASSUMING THAT ALL OF THESE STEPS ARE FOLLOWED THROUGH, AND YOU LIVE OUT AWAY FROM CITIES AND TOWNS WITH NO OTHER WAY TO GET CANDY, FOR YOUR CHILDREN'S EARLY YEARS, YOU GIVE THEM AN ALLOWANCE FOR CHORES THEY DO AND IT IS PUT INTO THE CANDY MACHINE. ONLY OPEN THE MACHINE AFTER EVERY MONTH TO BUY MORE CANDY AND GET THE MONEY OUT. IF ALL GOES WELL, ALL OF THAT MONEY SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO PAY A LOT OF THE BILLS COMBINED WITH OTHER MONEY YOU'VE MADE THAT HASN'T BEEN SPENT TOWARDS BASIC HOME AMENITIES. THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT GIVES YOUR KIDS AN ALLOWANCE, AND YOU NEVER LOSE ANY MONEY! THE KIDS CAN ALSO DO THINGS LIKE LEMONADE STANDS AND GARAGE SALES (SUPERVISED OF COURSE) THAT WILL HELP YOU GAIN MONEY! YOU BARELY LOSE ANYTHING DOING THIS, AND ALL THE MONEY, IF NOT MORE, COMES BACK TO YOU!
