Anyone wanna do a pirate roleplay

haha, yeah! Im lead executioner!

ok sure!

Lets do this!

ok you wanna start

How do we start

I have no idea

Should we start with our character's backstories?

OK

((Should I do one too))

I was pretty much lost and homeless when the captian found me and let me on the ship and Ihad something to live for. I worked my way up to Lead Executioner

oh ok

Shall we start?

I would be a Ex British Solider who got captured.

kay

I walk across the ship, banging a pot and pan together, to make the obnoxious sound of *BRING BRING BRING* "MEAL TIME BISHES! COME AND GET IT!!!"

An arm and a leg *pulls out kitchen knife*
Or maybe a good meal

*rolls eyes* Jeez, why do you always want ME to cook for you? Why dont you just eat what everyone else eats and shut it?

"Are you THAT starved for affection?"

*smirks* You would be surprised.

*walks up to your face* Maybe I should show you some~?

*pokes your chest* Well arent you cute~ Now what do you want? youre never nice to me, so whats a hug going to cost, hm~?

*whiney voice* Because your slop tastes better than the usual slop!

*looks down at you and narrows my eyes into a die glance* Good to know that my cooking is still considered 'slop'. Would it hurt to compliment me every once and a while? *sighs* anyways, I dont want a hug from you, but I'll cook anyways. What do you want?

I cover my ears as I jump down from the top deck, "Can you shut it?"

I look over at you, "I have to be loud, or else no one will listen." I go over to you and drape myself over you and whisper to you gently, "Your food is ready, please go consume it now." I get back up and put my hands at my hips, "There, better?"

I roll my eyes, "Jeez, you pirates are so loud"

I look all flustered, "A-ah... O-okay...." I straighten up and go back to my usual smug grin, "Was that the reaction you were hoping for?"

I boop your nose and laugh a bit, "Any reaction from you is always welcome, love."

* Yells * "Be quiet!"

Aw~ Are you embarrassed~ *hugs tighter*

*squeals again* Maybe I am!

(Just a guy with a simple tunicy thingy with simple pants and a belt with a holster and a bullet sack)

(Ah)

*looks over at you* Well go eat, you small opportunistic bastard. *shoves you away*

*grins* Coward
*continues to eat*

*sticks tongue out at you* Like I want to taste your saliva. Im a pirate, not unsanitary. What if youre carrying around some mutated plague?

((Yeah))
How can you forget about my overflowing charm? *smirks*

*rolls eyes* Ah yes, your bastard-ness. How could anyone forget?

*shrugs*

*rolls eyes* get off of me, bastard!

Oh, I dare.

*slaps you clean across the face and stomps off* YOURE LUCKY YOURE NOT A PRISONER OR I WOULD THROW YOU OVERBOARD!

*winks and sticks a tongue out* Cute~?

*waves hand dissmisivly at you* I was going to say a rollercoaster.

(I just need time to make a response. No biggie.)

(Are you alright?)

*nuzzles* You shouldn't~! This feels great, you know~!

*bats you away* Youre insulting me, and embarrassing yourself! Stop it out!

*grins* Oh of course, how could I forget! *spoons some food and holds it up to your mouth* Open up~!

*looks disgusted* Ew, was that the spoon you were eating from? *gets down* Nevermind.

I KNOW HOW TO SWIM, LADY

(This is my favorite banter Ive made so far)

*walking off* "I CANT HEAR YOU, DUMBASS!" *angry screams*

((I meant that I would eat what everyone else is eating and that I just wanted to tease you-))

(Oh-)

Hehehe...
*walks away*

*snorts* "Cheeky little bastard..."

*face turns to normal smugness* So I'm fun, then~?

*tugs on my glove* More like a fake grenade.

*pulls away* Aw, even your sentences get scrambled when you're flustered~

*blushes* S-screw off! Wh-when I asked for a hug, I m-meant like, w-warn me first! Idiot!

(Yeah, yeah)

(Promise?)

OH, SO WHEN I CALL YOU A LADY YOU DON'T LISTEN. BUT WHEN I... *angrily shouting*

(finish that line)

*stomps over to the deck and leans on the rails, muttering curse words*

*lets go* Alright, alright...

*huffs* Dont you have something better to do than torment a poor damsel?

*grabs one plate for myself and starts eating it*

*hangs down from one of the banisters in front of your face* Aw, nothing for me, dearie~?

*sni**ers* Alright, alright... I'll keep that in mind next time~

*blushes and tries to push you away again* *mutters* Youre not funny

(Yeah, yeah)

(*hugs*)

(Idk)

(are you okay?)

*pouty*

*pouts a bit* Anyway, I'm done. *stands up*
(Did those things exist back then?)

(I dunno, but I was too lazy to research it.)

Aw, dont tell me youre gonna be mad at me, love~ *yells after you* Youre the only one thats fun around here!

*shrugs* The treasure makes it worth it, and I guess my skills makes ME worth it for the captain too

*smirks* Heh, you can talk and fire a gun, nothin' special.
(Is the gun a revolver?)

You're not a damsel.

*holds a hand to my chest* Did you just insult my femininity?

((I meant like usual the actual food being served-))

((Ah-))
((But wait if Im making you something wouldnt I serve you something different-))

((UHH-))

(Yeah-)
(Quick question: What does oppritunity kun look like?)

*puts a hand to chest and frowns* Oh honey, that hurt!

*Apologetic frown* Oh, Im sorry princess, forgive me.

Hey, if anything, it should be me who's worried about getting a disease from you scummy pirates.

*rolls eyes* I was my hands dearie, what about you~? *scoffs* Heh, anyways, what did you do to get on this ship anyways? You know the captain doesnt like freeloaders. So, what gig did you score?

*hugs you from behind* Awww~ So you finally admit it~?

*squeals* A-ah!

*looks up* That Imperial Soldier raid? I helped you guys take care of it. After all, I was a prisoner there too.

*runs a hand though my hair* Ah, true true. Buuuut~ *tugs on my glove* the captain shouldve dropped you little butt of at shore a long looong time ago. So what made him keep you here? I have a hard time imagining you stayed here of your own free will.

*smirks again* Hehe~

*sighs* Youre so-

*the most matter-of-fact voice you will ever hear in your life*

Yes.

*the most disgusted expression you will ever see in your life*

How DARE you?!

(I feel...)
(Nevermind)

(Tell me, please.)

Here's the hug you wanted so badly~ *sni**ers* You know, has anyone told you that you had a cute squeal~?

*Tries to push you away* N-no, becuase no one is weird like you! Hugging me from behind....whats wrong with y-you?! *blushes*

*Tries to push you away* N-no, becuase no one is weird like you! Hugging me from behind....whats wrong with y-you?! *blushes*

*shrugs* Meh, I'll just take the usual. It was fun teasing you though~

*pinches cheek* Cutie boy~ So, waffle with eggs and bacon is what you want? There's never really a 'usual' with you.